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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1915 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 4615 | New Chunks Explored: | 149282 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 461 |
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