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BlondeCraft: Legally Blonde

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

#revelation, Adventure, bewildering, confusion, Crafty, Curious, discovery, doubt, Enigma, Exploration, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, question.., Server, Shenanigans, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, what happens here

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Votes:	2977	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

ac2, assassins creed, bayonetta, brawl, burnout paradise, Craft, Devil May Cry 3, dmc4, fortnite, God Hand, gta san andreas, gta4, JRPGs, MGS2, MGS3, Mgs4, microtransaction, Millennials, nintendo games, Nostalgia, Okami, pixelated, PS2 era, roam, shadow of the colossus

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

activism, Based, Courthouse, courthouse protest, death, demonstration, Fox 5 NY, Incident, jury selection, Minecraft, new york city, News, ourguy, political activism, protest, Self Immolation, Server, Shocking.., sustained injuries, tragic, trial, Trump trial, TrumpTrialFireworks

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Carnelian, CN Stream, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Galore, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, lolz, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	686	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Minecraft FartCraft: The Smelly Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a whole new world filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. But that’s not all! Our server also has a disco party every Friday night where the mobs drop diamonds instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Hero LOLz Server

4chan board, aliens, Consciousness, Crafty, Dead, forever.., Hero, hivemind, Humanity, lolz, Mystery, Nice, post-apocalyptic, Sci Fi, Server, speculation, spoilers, Survival, theories, Thriller, wiped out, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and humanity is on the brink of extinction! But fear not, because all of our consciousness has been gathered into a 4chan board hivemind. That’s right, you’ll be here forever, even after you die!

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes, build your own fortress to protect yourself, and make friends with other survivors in this post-apocalyptic world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the zombie outbreak was actually caused by aliens trying to take over the planet. Will you uncover the truth and save humanity from total annihilation?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be out of this world!

Pixel Peen Palace

back, cosplay costume, cosplays, costumes, Discord, Do, EASY, FAV, Halloween, kik, Message, Nudifying, Palace, Peen, Personal, pic, PIXEL, Private, private message, Telegram, Theme, Today, well, Wings

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Emeralds Found:	2646	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is all about costumes, Halloween, wings, and COS-PLAYS! Get ready to dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits you can imagine!

Our last theme may not have been a hit, but this one is sure to be a crowd-pleaser! Everyone can participate and show off their creativity!

And guess what? I’m back for today only! Who wants me to do their pic? ^.^ If you want it done privately, just message me on Kik, Telegram, or Discord. Everything sent will be kept private!

Kik/Telegram: xskyexloverx Discord: mysteryxlover#6174

Come join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement of our costume-filled world!

GymCraft: Where Pixels Pump Iron!

#workout, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness community, fitness trends, global fitness, gym, gym culture, gym etiquette, gymcraft, health, International, internationally, Iron, Lifestyle, physical activity, pixels, Pump, sports, Training, wellness, wellness journey, workout habits, workout routine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2502	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a workout like no other! Our virtual world is filled with creepers that will chase you around, giving you the ultimate cardio session. And forget about lifting weights, on our server you’ll be lifting diamond blocks to build your dream castle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret enchanted gym where you can train with legendary Minecraft characters like Steve and Creeper to level up your skills. Who needs a regular gym when you can get ripped in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re tired of the same old workout routine, come join our server for a fitness experience like no other. Who knew getting fit could be so fun and blocky?

MomCraft: Vtuber’s GFE ASMR Adventure

#youtube, Adventure, asmr, collaboration, Content Creator, Creative, DAUGHTER, Entertainment, family, gfe, mom, MomCraft, Mother, ONLINE, Relaxation, Roleplay, trending, Unique, Video, viral, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Vtuber brings their mom to do GFE ASMR! Yes, you read that right! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly you hear the soothing sound of a motherly voice whispering sweet nothings in your ear. It’s like a virtual hug from a Minecraft mom!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with LOLZ and surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that drop diamonds to creepers that break out into dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And did we mention the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the Vtuber’s mom and get invited to their next ASMR session!

Crafty Creeper Covert Ops: The Ultimate Sneaky Server

#covert operations, camouflaged, Concealed, Covert, Crafty, creeper, ELUSIVE, Espionage, hidden, incognito, Infiltration, Lurking, ninja, Ops, Server, shadowy, silent takedowns, Sneaking, sneaky, Spy, stealth elements, stealth gameplay, surreptitious, Ultimate, undercover, undercover missions.

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a whole new level of stealth gameplay! Sneak around like a ninja and assassinate your enemies without them even knowing what hit them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has explosive PvP battles where you can blow up your friends and watch them fly across the map in a hilarious fashion.

Oh, and did we mention the super rare loot that you can find hidden in secret dungeons? Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots rainbows and makes your enemies dance uncontrollably.

Join us now for a wild ride of insanity and ridiculousness that you won’t find anywhere else!