Toony Legally Distinct Loony Toony Tuesday Minecraft SMP

smp, art, furbooru, gadget, BBC

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos and hilarity reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with loona helluvaboss shenanigans, maxine madtown madness, and wolf girl ducktales adventures. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got brain storming music and a loona boar playlist that will have you laughing till you cry.

If you’re worried about loona ending up like gadget, fear not – we’ve got BBC drama, dyke/polyshit, and insane stories galore to keep you entertained. Dive into our Fics & Art section, check out furbooru for some wild content, and chat with our Loona tavern ai chatbot for a truly unique experience.

Looking to make loona even more distinct? We’ve got Blender models that will blow your mind, and mods that will have you questioning why loona is becoming washed up in the first place. And don’t forget to post your own loona creations on our TQLet’s Howl on the moon shall we? thread.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let’s howl at the moon together!

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Castle Vania Thread Minecraft SMP

Emulator, video game, nostalgic, Play, dracula

Are you tired of playing on that boring old emulator where you have to constantly worry about getting banned? Well, say goodbye to all that stress and join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can own your own land legally for free!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the freedom to build whatever your heart desires, but you’ll also have the chance to participate in insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a monthly Ender Dragon beauty pageant!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

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BlondeCraft: Legally Blonde

blonde hair color, hair color, blonde legal status, Legally, legal status

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

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SwashbuckleCraft: The Only Place You Can Legally Loot and Pillage in Minecraft! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

PvP, Donator benefits, kid friendly, pillage, Place

Minecraft Server Overview

Pros
Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist)
Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone
We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software
There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to

Cons
If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it
Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times

If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.

If that doesn’t sound good to you, we hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Click the link provided above to get added to the whitelist.

Q: Will my builds be safe on the server?

A: Yes, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. We also have backups and anti-griefing tools in place.

Q: Are there any donator benefits?

A: No, we do not offer any donator benefits. You can donate if you want to support the server.

Q: What server software are you running?

A: We are running fabric server software, making us 99% vanilla.

Q: Is there any PvP on the server?

A: No, PvP is not allowed on our server. If you enjoy PvP, this may not be the server for you.

FunnyCraft: Where Two Faggots Can Legally Build Anything!

Faggots, controversial, lgbtq rights, Legally, united states

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziest things can happen! Ever wanted to buy a baby in the United States? Well, on our server, it’s totally legal! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, from building epic structures to adopting virtual babies with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?) So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

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Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

ghost stories, abandoned buildings, chilling encounters, supernatural encounters, urban-exploration

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, viral, explicit content, HARMFUL, Balls

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

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Post Weapons Minecraft Server

military weapons, Server, weapon safety, firearms, weapon laws

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

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Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

masculine energy, STRONG, alpha male mindset, alpha male personality, leader

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

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Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

Epic, online forum, internet humor, digital communication, anonymous user

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

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