so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!
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BlondeCraft: Legally Blonde

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SwashbuckleCraft: The Only Place You Can Legally Loot and Pillage in Minecraft! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

Minecraft Server Overview
Pros Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist) Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to Cons If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.
If that doesn’t sound good to you, we hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Click the link provided above to get added to the whitelist.
Q: Will my builds be safe on the server?
A: Yes, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. We also have backups and anti-griefing tools in place.
Q: Are there any donator benefits?
A: No, we do not offer any donator benefits. You can donate if you want to support the server.
Q: What server software are you running?
A: We are running fabric server software, making us 99% vanilla.
Q: Is there any PvP on the server?
A: No, PvP is not allowed on our server. If you enjoy PvP, this may not be the server for you.
