LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS
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CraftyPutin2020
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MexiCraft Server: No US Terrorists!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico reforming the constitution because the US called them terrorists lol like wut even. u can be part of the chaos and help rewrite laws while building ur own epic creations. who knew minecraft could be so political and crazy? join now for a wild ride and see what other insane events unfold on our server. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this madness.
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Pixel Nudity Prohibited
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where public nudity is not only legal but encouraged! Imagine roaming the virtual world completely in the buff, showing off your pixelated assets to all your fellow players. The only thing stopping you from joining in on the fun is… well, absolutely nothing! So come on down and let it all hang out on our server. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor to protect you, am I right? Join now and embrace your inner nudist in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!
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Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
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CraftyCoupBrazil
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!
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GulfCrafters: Google Dispute Mexico
come join our minecraft server! we have more drama than mexico waiting for google to respond about the gulf of mexico name! we might even file a lawsuit if they dont answer soon! but dont worry, our server is way more fun than any legal battle. build your own gulf of mexico in minecraft and claim it as your own! who needs google when you have us? join now for a wild ride full of crazy disputes and epic builds!
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BlockyVenezuelanMCServer
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this crazy adventure where u have to save all the venezuelan detainees from being transferred to guantanamo bay! u gotta build a giant fortress to protect them and fight off evil mobs trying to take them away. but don’t worry, u also get to ride on unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world!
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AlgoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit that even french prosecutors are like, “woah, we gotta check this out!” our algorithms are so next level, they’re like a mix of rocket science and wizardry. join us and be a part of the investigation, uncovering the mysteries of X’s mind-blowing algorithms. who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples! come join the fun, because on this server, even the french are taking notes.
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NaziSaluteJail Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where if u do a nazi salute u get thrown in jail HAHAHAHAHAHA. like u just mining ur business and then BAM u throw up a nazi salute and BOOM u in jail. but like not just any jail, a minecraft jail. u gotta mine ur way out with a spoon or something LOL. but like for real tho, why would u even do a nazi salute in a minecraft server? like u just there to build ur dirt house and u wanna be a nazi? smh. join this server for the ultimate troll experience, just don’t do any nazi stuff or u gonna end up in minecraft jail HAHAHAHA.
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Starlink Smackdown Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than elon musk’s enemy usaid investigating starlink’s contracts in ukraine. we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks. our community is more lit than a nether portal on fire. join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets hidden in our pixelated world. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train and let’s see where it takes us.