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CraftyTaxEvasionGoneWild
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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE ACQUIT ALL PLAYERS OF WRONGDOING, JUST LIKE PANAMA DID WITH THE PANAMA PAPERS! WE DON’T CARE IF YOU STEAL DIAMONDS OR BLOW UP OTHER PLAYERS’ HOUSES, WE GOT YOUR BACK!
COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN TAX EVASION EMPIRE, BECAUSE APPARENTLY, EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING IS INSUFFICIENTLY DOCUMENTED HERE! SPREAD CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH NO CONSEQUENCES, JUST LIKE THE RICH AND POWERFUL IN PANAMA!
SO IF YOU WANNA GET AWAY WITH MURDER, LITERALLY, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE CORRUPT INTENT IS JUST A MYTH! LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

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MarriageCraft: No Kids Allowed
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come join our epic minecraft server where we ban child marriage just like Sierra Leone! we don’t want any little steve or alex getting hitched before their time, so come build, mine, and fight mobs with us in a safe and child-friendly environment. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw wild parties every night. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the fun! so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a minecraft experience like no other.

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PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free
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so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.

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ConsentCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting raped is your boredom! we have crazy laws like making it a crime to not have fun while playing. the polish parliament approves of our server because they know it’s the best place to escape reality and have a blast. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most serious politicians laugh their butts off!

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HomelessCraft: No Sleep Allowed
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so, like, our server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, the supreme court of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy rule where homeless people can’t sleep outside, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all good cuz we got the sickest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you. come join us and be part of the madness, yo!

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NoRoom4Airbnb
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and comfort just like the OP in this story! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about strangers invading your space like an unwanted Airbnb guest.
Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your valuable decorations from potential roommates-turned-airbnb hosts. Who needs income when you have the satisfaction of knowing your home is safe from random visitors wandering around your common areas?
Don’t be the asshole who lets strangers into your virtual world without permission. Come join our server and build to your heart’s content, without the worry of unexpected guests crashing on your pixelated couch. Trust us, it’s common sense to choose our server over the chaos of Airbnb roommates gone rogue.

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CraftyCitizen: DeclareIsraelExist
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so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.
plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!

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CraftyMinors Minecraft Server
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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!
picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.
oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.

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OrthoCraft: Draft Day!
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come join our minecraft server where we draft ultra-orthodox jews to build epic temples and castles for our lord and savior Notch! Netanyahu is shooketh by our power and wants to join but he ain’t got the skills like us. we are the chosen ones in the world of blocks and pixels. come build with us and show off your building skills to the world. we promise you won’t get drafted unless you build a house made of diamonds, then you’re in trouble buddy. so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic adventure!

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RoundaboutRodeo
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join dis epic minecraft server where u can circle roundabouts for HOURS without gettin pulled over by da minecraft police! our server is so insane, u can even build ur own roundabout kingdom and rule over all da circlin cars! plus, if u get bored of roundabouts, u can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are tryna take over da server! come join us for da most ridiculous and fun minecraft experience of ur life!

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