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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 4910 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4841 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!