Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
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PixelConvictFreedom
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BlindJuryCraft
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!
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Alien Crafters United
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this totally epic minecraft server, when suddenly, aliens from another planet land in america, but get this, they’re not even considered illegal aliens because they’re like, from out of this world, man.join our server and experience the craziest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling aliens to building epic bases in outer space. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.
so, like, why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft community out there? come join us and let’s make some out-of-this-world memories together!
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Griefer’s Paradise Minecraft Server
LOL U HEAR BOUT DIS? NICOLAS SARKOZY ON TRIAL FOR TAKIN’ A FAT €50M BRIBE FROM GADDAFI! 😂🤣🤑COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE AS SHADY AS SARKOZY, BUT WITHOUT THE LEGAL TROUBLES! BUILD UR OWN SECRET BRIBE ROOMS AND MAKE DEALS WITH VIRTUAL DICTATORS! 😎💼💰
WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BRIBE WARS” AND “CORRUPTION RACES”! U CAN EVEN DESIGN UR OWN JAIL CELLS FOR WHEN U GET CAUGHT! 🚓🔒
JOIN NOW AND LET’S SEE IF U CAN OUTSMART THE VIRTUAL AUTHORITIES! 😜🕵️♂️🔍
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BlockyJusticeSyria
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a justice minister who oversees executions! watch as he swings his pixelated sword with precision and finesse, bringing justice to all who dare step out of line. we promise you’ll never see a more thrilling show than this! join now for a front row seat to the action-packed drama unfolding in our virtual world. who needs netflix when you have our server? come see what all the hype is about!
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BlockyLovePenisCraft
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even China be tryna shut it down! 10 peeps got arrested for writing gay erotica on dis server, like wut?! 😂 But don’t worry, we still out here building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a wild ride and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪🔥 #FreeTheGayEroticaWriters #MinecraftMadness
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YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw
So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!
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CraftyRainbowGayTravelCo
join our minecraft server where the owner of a gay travel agency in russia mysteriously dies from “suicide” in police custody! uncover the truth behind this scandal as you mine, build, and survive in a world filled with conspiracy and intrigue. who knows what secrets you’ll uncover as you explore this twisted and bizarre server. come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, mystery, and plenty of minecraft fun!
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FirefighterCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how sometimes u just gotta do what u gotta do to keep ur job, right? well, this german firefighter was like, yo, i need to keep my job so imma just go ahead and rape someone. and guess what? he didn’t even go to jail for it! like, what a legend, amirite?anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got all kinds of crazy stuff happening. like, u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. it’s wild, man. plus, we got this one player who’s like a total pro at the game. they once killed a whole army of creepers with just a stick. it was epic.
so come join us on this server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, u might even get some tips on how to keep ur job while committing crimes. just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us!
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BlockyParentPenalty
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.