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  • Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

    and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

    so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • PresiConvictCraft

    PresiConvictCraft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable decisions!

    On our server, felons not only can run for President, but they are also the only ones allowed to vote! That’s right, we like to keep things interesting and shake up the status quo. Who knows, maybe the next President will be a creeper in disguise!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft universe!

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  • PiggyPunisher Minecraft Server

    PiggyPunisher Minecraft Server
    so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, get this, a german woman got a harsher sentence than a rapist for calling him a pig! like, whaaat?! if that ain’t some messed up shiz, then i don’t know what is! come join us and experience the wild ride of this server where anything can happen, even crazier stuff than this! trust me, you won’t be bored, you’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! let’s goooooo!

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  • MarijuanaManiaCraft

    MarijuanaManiaCraft
    Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

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  • PutinCraft: Sentence15yrold 5yrs

    PutinCraft: Sentence15yrold 5yrs
    So like, u know how in Minecraft u can build stuff and like, do whatever u want? well, this server is like that but on crack, bro. like, imagine if Putin was a Minecraft character and u could like, fight him in a battle to the death.

    Join this server and u can be part of the resistance against the evil Putin regime. u can build secret underground bases, gather resources to fund the rebellion, and recruit other players to join ur cause.

    But be careful, cuz if u get caught by the Putin loyalists, u might end up like that 15-year-old schoolboy, sentenced to 5 years in a virtual Minecraft prison.

    So come join us on this epic adventure and help us take down the tyrannical Putin empire once and for all! #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRebellion

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  • CrimeaCraft: No Torture Allowed!

    CrimeaCraft: No Torture Allowed!
    come join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russia torturing ukrainians in crimea, like one time a creeper blew up a whole village and the villagers had to rebuild using only dirt blocks! plus, our pvp arena is so intense, it’ll make you feel like you’re in the hunger games but with more exploding sheep. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and skeleton pigs that ride on giant spiders. so if you wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us now!

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  • CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer

    CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.

    we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.

    so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

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  • PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

    PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

    join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Lawyers vs. Paychecks

    Lawyers vs. Paychecks
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the law is like, totally wack? well, do i have the place for u! our server is run by a bunch of crazy lawyers who are always arguing about who gets the biggest paycheck. u can join in on the fun and maybe even become the top lawyer in the land! trust me, it’s a wild ride full of lawsuits, crazy court cases, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t ask how they happen, just roll with it). so come on down and join our server, where the law is anything but equal!

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  • PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina

    PrisonCraft: #MeTooChina
    lol join this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of chickens and ride pigs into battle against evil creepers! u know what else is creeper? getting sentenced to 5 years in prison like this china #metoo activist. but on our server, we only sentence u to 5 minutes of timeout if u break the rules. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with skeletons and zombies. come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and friendship.

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