Are you tired of dealing with real-life political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a special mini-game called “Trump’s Courtroom Showdown”! Watch as Trump tries to appeal every decision made by lower courts, only to have the Supreme Court (which he conveniently appointed a third of its justices) rule in his favor every time. It’s like a never-ending episode of Judge Judy, but with way more explosions and blocky graphics. Join now and see if you can outwit the ultimate troll in this wacky world of Minecraft politics!
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Trump’s Court of Appeals
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PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!
so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
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30YearPrisonersCompensationRich
yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can find wrongfully convicted prisoners who been locked up for like 30 years? well, dis server got em all! and get dis, they all gettin’ compensated with a few million dollars cuz why not? come join da fun and help these prisoners build their dream minecraft houses with all dat cash! it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!
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TeenTerrors Minecraft Server
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE ARGENTINIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE’RE SO COOL, THEY’RE TRYNA LOWER THE AGE OF CRIMINAL RESPONSIBILITY JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON OUR SERVER!WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND PIGS THAT FLY (LITERALLY)! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. TRUE STORY.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY ARGENTINIAN POLITICIANS – THEY MIGHT TRY TO STEAL YOUR LOOT!
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PixelatedLawsuit
join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure of all time! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a talking potato as our mayor.why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. they became the king of this land and ruled with a fist made of cotton candy.
but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. legend has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous journey of your life! who knows, you might even meet a talking cow who tells dad jokes.
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TaiwanTrotters: No Death Penalty Here!
come join our epic minecraft server, where we promise u will have a blast like never before. we got dragons, unicorns, and even flying pigs!u can build ur own empire and rule over ur friends like a true king or queen. but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal ur diamonds and turn u into a zombie!
we also have secret dungeons filled with treasure and mystery. u never know what u will find in the depths of our world.
so come on over and join us, china may be urging taiwanese to visit without worry, but here u can visit without worry of death penalty for being a diehard independence advocate. we welcome all players with open arms and promise u a wild ride like no other.
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PiggyPunishmentMC
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
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PanaCraft Papers: Acquitted & Free
so, like, this server is like the Panama Papers but in Minecraft form, ya know? join us and you can be one of the 28 people who got acquitted in the Panama court, but in a blocky world! build your own secret offshore bank accounts and hide all your diamonds in hidden chests. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in this server? come join us and experience the thrill of being involved in a scandal without any real-life consequences. trust us, it’s way more fun this way.
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MapleCraftPrison
so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, like crazier than a canadian woman pretending to be a native american and getting three years in jail for it. can you believe that? anyway, join this server and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we have dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be part of the insanity!
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Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.
so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.