If the lawmakers were unable to block it, the populace would pass a law requiring everyone to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from sneaky creepers and pesky skeletons. Villagers would be required to pay taxes in emeralds, and all players would have to participate in a weekly pig racing competition to determine who gets to be the mayor of the server for the following week. Join our Minecraft server and be part of this wacky world where the laws are as wild as the mobs!
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BlockyLawPasser
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NavalnyCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is so lit that even Russian courts are ordering arrests just to get a taste of the action! Join us and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild chase with Alexei Navalny’s widow, running from the law while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs boring old politics when you can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft?! Join now for a thrill like no other!
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LuckO’TheIrishMC
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the drama like tori towie in dubai! we promise no attempted suicide charges here, just good times and blocky adventures! build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)! join us and return to normal life, just like tori towie, but without all the legal trouble! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!
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CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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ExWifeTaxCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.
Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!
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WitchyCraftLandKilifi
lol, join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the crazy witchcraft of Kilifi! we got witches, we got land, we got murder… jk jk, just lots of fun and games on this server! come build ur own land and show those witches who’s boss. plus, we got free cookies for all players cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so join now and let’s have a blast together!
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ConvictedCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being judged for your past mistakes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all kinds of players, even those with a shady past! In fact, we encourage it! Who needs a clean record when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with us? Join now and let your criminal past be a thing of the past! Plus, our server is so wild and crazy, even Trump would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being president, that is)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s break some blocks and break some rules together!
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MineCraftyJailbreak
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Trump would be impressed! Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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UnforgivableMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid committing the unforgivable crime of not having enough fun! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!
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BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly you get a message from the server saying you’ve been sentenced to prison in Russia for drug charges! How crazy is that?! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server.Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your own cell block, trade with other inmates for contraband items, and try to escape to freedom before the guards catch you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and exhilarating?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Russian prison system! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get caught with drugs, of course)!