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  • MythBustedMC SMP

    MythBustedMC SMP
    OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place ever! Like, you can build giant statues of llamas and ride them into battle against evil zombie villagers. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one is looking.

    But wait, it gets even better! You can join this server and do all sorts of illegal stuff that’s actually not illegal at all! Like, you can steal all the diamonds from other players and claim them as your own, but it’s totally fine because it’s just a game, right? And you can prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens and then blaming it on the Ender Dragon.

    So, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and do all the things that people think are illegal but actually aren’t, then you gotta come play with us! Just be prepared for the chaos and craziness that awaits you. See you there, fellow blockheads!

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  • VoidCraftProhibited

    VoidCraftProhibited
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of “Void where prohibited.” We don’t care about rules, we only care about having a good time!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building in forbidden areas, like on top of the Ender Dragon’s head or inside a lava pit. Don’t worry about getting banned, because on our server, anything goes!

    We have insane events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a stack of TNT and try to land on a target without blowing yourself up. Trust us, it’s a blast!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity, join us at “Void where prohibited.” Just make sure you have a good lawyer on speed dial.

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  • NoBoyfriendNoBed

    NoBoyfriendNoBed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and build your dream home without the fear of getting evicted or having financial problems. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity and explore endless possibilities.

    Forget about being called an asshole for not letting someone stay with you – on our server, you can invite all your friends to join you in epic quests and battles. No need to worry about breaking up or arguing, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be fighting are mobs and monsters!

    So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. And remember, it’s not your fault – blame it on the creepers!

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  • BlockyBoatBanter

    BlockyBoatBanter
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like germany denying a russian tanker permission to leave, but in minecraft form, ya feel me? imagine all the drama and chaos that goes down on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

    u gotta see it to believe it, fam. there’s a whole storyline going on where the russian tanker is actually a secret base for a group of evil minecraft players who are trying to take over the server. but germany, aka the admins, are like nah fam, u ain’t going nowhere.

    so if u wanna be part of this epic battle between good and evil, join this server now. plus, there’s mad loot and epic builds to explore, so what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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  • DadCraft: Unemployed Edition

    DadCraft: Unemployed Edition
    Are you tired of toxic work environments and ghosting recruiters? Do you want to escape the clutches of out-of-touch boomers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a chance to escape the job market woes and dive into a world where the only rejection you’ll face is from a creeper exploding in your face. Build your dream job in our virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky block limitations).

    Forget about resumes and interviews, on our server, your skills are measured by how quickly you can mine diamonds and build epic structures. And don’t worry about pesky legal restrictions, because in our world, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

    So leave the job market stress behind and join our server today! Who needs a six-figure job when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe?

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  • NoSchoolNoShot

    NoSchoolNoShot
    come join our minecraft server where we have a bunch of wacky characters like a talking pig named gregory who only speaks in rhymes and a cow that can breakdance like nobody’s business. our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can do your homework for you and a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the most skilled players can find.

    plus, did you know that joining our server actually increases your chances of winning the lottery? it’s true, just ask dave who won the jackpot after playing on our server for just one week.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be in the minecraft universe. just remember, if you see a chicken wearing sunglasses, don’t make eye contact or it’ll challenge you to a dance-off.

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  • ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server

    ItalyCraft – No Surrogacy, Just Fun! Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride rainbow unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, we got this secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking cactus. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land where pizza grows on trees and pasta falls from the sky. it’s like, totally insane, dude. come join the fun before the evil llamas take over the world!

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  • ClooneyCraft: Undesirable Edition

    ClooneyCraft: Undesirable Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are so lit that even russia declared us as “undesirable” just like george clooney’s foundation for justice! we are so badass that even countries are scared of us! join now and be a part of the most outlawed minecraft community in the world! who needs george clooney when you can have us, right? so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine with the bad boys of minecraft!

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  • BlockyRightsViolation

    BlockyRightsViolation
    so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is da opposite of dat. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

    u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon. and, get dis, if u find a diamond, it turns into a real diamond IRL. like, whaaaat?!

    also, did i mention dat da mods on dis server are actually wizards? they can make ur dreams come true with just a flick of their wand. it’s like Hogwarts, but with more explosions.

    so, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience da most epic adventures ever, join dis server now. u won’t regret it. trust me, i’m a unicorn.

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  • CraftyHomelessShelter

    CraftyHomelessShelter
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even homeless players can find a place to call home! Our server is so inclusive that we even have virtual shelters for those who can’t find a real one in the game. And don’t worry about not qualifying for a shelter because of your in-game drug use, we have a special “Drug-Friendly Shelter” just for you! Join now and build your virtual dream home, no matter your real-life circumstances!

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