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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4043 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4178 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!