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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 4598 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
yo, dis server be lit af, like hotter than a creeper explosion in a nether fortress. we got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, i swear.
join us and you’ll be partying with herobrine himself, sippin’ on potions and slayin’ dragons like it’s your day job. we got more diamonds than steve can carry, and more mobs than you can shake a stick at.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted golden apple and a pet ender dragon to ride around on. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in the spawn village.
so come on down to the craziest, most epic minecraft server this side of the end portal. join us now before herobrine steals all the fun for himself!
