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Players: | Votes: | ||
Rating: | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!