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  • Charge Up Trumps!

    Charge Up Trumps!
    join dis server if u want to be part of da most epic minecraft adventure everrrrrrrr. we got dragons dat breathe fire and unicorns dat poop rainbows. u can even ride a flying pig into battle against evil villagers.

    we also have a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for da creepers, dey like to photobomb ur mining selfies.

    plus, we have a special event where u can challenge da Ender Dragon to a dance-off. if u win, u get a golden disco ball to hang in ur base.

    so come join us on da server where da only limit is ur imagination, and maybe ur sanity.

    IP: trumpingupcharges.About.lolzy

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  • FarRightCraft Minecraft Server

    FarRightCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine if you join this epic Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy that even Romanian far-right presidential candidates are getting picked up by the police and taken for questioning! Like, what even is happening in this server, man? You gotta join and see for yourself! Maybe you’ll become the next presidential candidate getting interrogated in the game, who knows? It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail

    OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail
    so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!

    come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.

    plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.

    so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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  • BlindJuryCraft

    BlindJuryCraft
    so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

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  • CreeperCourtEnlistment

    CreeperCourtEnlistment
    so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

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  • CraftyCreeperJailbreak

    CraftyCreeperJailbreak
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get arrested for being a bad actor? well, not on this server, bro! we don’t care if u rob a bank or steal a car, as long as u play minecraft with us, u good. plus, we got all the cool mods like exploding chickens and rainbow creepers. join now before the feds come knocking on ur door, lol! #minecraft4life #badactorswelcome

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  • CraftyConvictsMC

    CraftyConvictsMC
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer! We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re actually pretty funny, not gonna lie).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.

    Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!

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  • CraftyAccused

    CraftyAccused
    Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

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  • Respawned Loot Drama

    Respawned Loot Drama
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

    Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

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