we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.
our server is so lit that even the Argentine government wants to play, but we had to tell them sorry, no room for dictators here!
join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers and build your own taco stand in our bustling virtual city.
come for the adventure, stay for the llama rodeo!
anyways, if you wanna be part of some wild and wacky adventures, then you gotta join our minecraft server. we got secret missions, hidden treasures, and even a conspiracy theory corner where you can discuss all the latest scandals. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret russian bunker hidden somewhere in the server – who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll find in there!
so come on down and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret information or stumble upon a russian spy or two. just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. ain’t no telling what kind of mischief is brewing in our server.
we have epic battles where you can fight to the death with your friends and enemies. we have crazy challenges that will push you to your limits.
we even have a secret underground dungeon where you can face off against the most terrifying monsters in all of minecraft.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself! but be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the chaos and mayhem forever!
join us if u wanna experience the thrill of never knowing what’s gonna happen next, just like hungary missing that deadline. who needs to pay fines when u can be building epic structures and battling dragons in our server? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
join this server if you want to be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. we’ve got players from all over the world, including Brazilian judges apparently. come see what all the fuss is about and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop laughs. trust us, you won’t regret it!
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.
plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.
so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.
Join us for epic battles with giant spiders, treacherous lava pits, and even the occasional creeper explosion that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or off it, if you’re not careful).
But don’t worry, our friendly community of players is always here to help you out, whether you need a hand navigating a tricky maze or just someone to laugh with as you narrowly escape a horde of zombies.
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of near-death experiences in the safety of your own virtual world. Just remember to watch your back – you never know what dangers lurk around the next corner!
join us and sail the high seas of minecraft with us, just like BRP Teresa Magbanua sailing in Escoda Shoal! except instead of dodging ramming ships, u will be dodging creepers and zombies!
our server is so lit, it will make u say “PCG” (pretty cool, guys) every time u log on. so come on, don’t be a landlubber, join our server and let the adventure begin!
| Features |
|---|
| No teleportation or warps |
| No land claiming system |
| A vanilla experience |
| Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator |
| Diamond-based economy and shopping district |
| A world with longevity in mind |
| Events |
Our philosophy: Keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.
If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Read more: https://meliosmp.com
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Melios SMP server? | You can apply through our Discord server by following the link provided above. |
| Is there any sort of land protection or claiming system? | No, we operate on a trust system among our players. |
| Are there any plugins like McMMO, SlimeFun, or Jobs on the server? | No, we aim to provide a vanilla experience without additional plugins. |
| How long has the server been running? | We launched about 4 months ago and have no plans to reset the world. |
| What kind of economy does the server have? | We use a diamond-based economy with a designated shopping district for transactions. |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Sheep” competition where players have to create the most outrageous sheep statue they can think of.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction in the most creative way possible.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigs who love to photobomb your screenshots and steal your virtual snacks. Don’t worry though, they’re harmless – just annoyingly adorable.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow blockheads and show off your best dance moves (just watch out for exploding dance floors).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated adventures begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.
| Server Type | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Community | 16+ |
| Active Players | 1-10 online |
| Location | Sydney |
Interested players will need to fill out a quick application upon invitation. Just hop on our Discord, and you can apply directly from there!
Apply Here: https://discord.gg/kzPTGj43
– Friendly and mature community
– Active player base
– Great builders welcome
– Stable and reliable server
– Welcoming atmosphere for all players
You can expect a vibrant community, creative collaboration, and a fun experience exploring and building in Minecraft.
Absolutely! Whether you’re a veteran or a newbie, you’ll find a welcoming place in our community.
You can reach out to our staff and community members on Discord for any support or questions you may have.
See you in the game! 🌍✨
Join now for a chance to explore the Turquoise Moonglow in version 1.2, where you’ll encounter Resonator Showcase Zhezhi – a PROFESSIONAL who will guide you through the craziest adventures.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Changli Midnight Podcast and witness Zhezhi in action as he takes on the most outrageous challenges.
Don’t forget to check out the map and Convene Tracker to keep up with all the madness happening on the server. And be sure to follow the official Twitter account for even more insanity.
Events like the Bountiful Crescendo Double Drop Event and the Tower Defense Event will have you on the edge of your seat, wondering what will happen next.
Redeem codes like WUTHERINGGIFT and BAHAMUTKXMHMDCARD3VN7M for exclusive rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!