Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!
-
HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking
-
CraftyTradeWars
lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!
-
NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!
lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even Nestlé Waters got jealous and started dumping their trash there? well, now u can! join our server and witness the epic battle between players and evil water corporations. build ur own trash fortress and defend it from the evil Nestlé minions. collect resources and craft weapons to defeat the corporate overlords. join now and be part of the revolution against illegal waste dumps in France! #TrashFortressRevolution #NestléVsPlayers
-
CraftyNationsBillions
lol join this cray cray minecraft server where we fight for billions in treaty payments in canadian court… IN MINECRAFT! 🤯🤑imagine battling it out in the virtual courtroom, waving your diamond sword as you argue for your right to ALL THE DIAMONDS in the land. 💎💎💎
we got crazy court cases like “The Case of the Missing Creeper” and “The Trial of the Ender Dragon”. you gotta be quick on your feet and sharp with your arguments if you wanna win that sweet, sweet treaty payment. 💸💸💸
plus, we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and impress the judges with your pixelated masterpieces. 🏰🎨
so come on down to this wacky minecraft server and join the fight for billions in treaty payments. who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune! 💰💰💰
-
BlockyBanter
OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join!! we got unicorns flying around and talking pigs singing Justin Bieber songs.But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night.
And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust me, it’s a blast!
So what are u waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever! And remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🎮💥
-
MeatMysteryCraft
hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? well, buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT factory!imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by giant chickens riding pigs, while a pack of wolves are breakdancing to dubstep in the background. and guess what? u can ride a flying unicorn to the moon and back, all while battling evil villagers with laser swords!
oh, and did i mention the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples? yea, we got those too. plus, every time u mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing “YMCA” by the Village People.
so why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn ur pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon chicken!
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. in that case, go play solitaire or something.
-
BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis
-
JailCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a lawyer but also play minecraft at the same time? well, on our server u can do both! we have 3 lawyers who got jailed by a russian court but they still manage to play minecraft and give u legal advice at the same time. join now for the most lit and legal minecraft experience of ur life! #justiceforminecraftplayers
-
YoonCraft: Impeached & Unbanned
So, like, have you heard about this server, dude? It’s like, so crazy, man. It’s like the impeachment trial of South Korea’s Yoon, but in Minecraft form, bro. Yoon didn’t even show up, he was probably too busy mining diamonds or something, haha.Join our server for all the wacky drama and chaos, man. We got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.
So come on, join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraft or something, haha. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always up to no good. Let’s get this impeachment trial started, Minecraft style!
-
KimJongCraftCastle
lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!