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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3572 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. they became the king of this land and ruled with a fist made of cotton candy.
but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. legend has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous journey of your life! who knows, you might even meet a talking cow who tells dad jokes.