yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!
TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

RuskiBlock Minecraft Server
So like, this server is like totally banning Russians from buying property because like, they keep trying to steal all the diamonds and stuff. We can’t have those sneaky Russians ruining our Minecraft world, am I right? Join us and help keep our server safe from those pesky diamond thieves. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the truest of gamers can find. So come on, join us and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

