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  • PutinCraft: No Arrests in Mongolia

    PutinCraft: No Arrests in Mongolia
    Yo, listen up! So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, okay? We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted diamond bananas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.

    Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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  • PutinCraft: ICC Warrant Edition

    PutinCraft: ICC Warrant Edition
    haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, Putin himself plays on dis server! yep, u heard me right, da man himself is building a giant statue of himself made entirely of diamonds! he even has a secret base where he keeps all his pet polar bears and rides around on a diamond-encrusted minecart. but wait, there’s more! the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for him, but he’s too busy playing minecraft to care! so come join us on dis server and maybe u can team up with Putin and take over the world together! haha just kidding, but seriously, join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures!

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  • CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram

    CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

    JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

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  • CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

    CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition
    come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

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  • HouseArrestMC Server

    HouseArrestMC Server
    so like, tate got caught tryna steal all the diamonds on this epic minecraft server, and now he’s under house arrest! but don’t worry, you can still join and be the next diamond thief! come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the mods who caught tate! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground city filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • CraftyHungarian Minecraft Server

    CraftyHungarian Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster. you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha.

    our server is so lit, Hungary is reportedly evicting Ukrainian refugees just to come play with us. like, who needs shelter when you can build a sick castle in Minecraft, amirite?

    come join the party, where the only rule is to have a blast. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and unicorns. then maybe stay away.

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  • BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

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  • NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP

    NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP
    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

    Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

    So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

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  • GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

    GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates changing the locks on you. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on crafting and building without any legal issues getting in your way.

    Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

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