so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).
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ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
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Disney+RideOrDieCraft
yo, dis server be lit af, like hotter than a creeper explosion in a nether fortress. we got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, i swear.join us and you’ll be partying with herobrine himself, sippin’ on potions and slayin’ dragons like it’s your day job. we got more diamonds than steve can carry, and more mobs than you can shake a stick at.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free enchanted golden apple and a pet ender dragon to ride around on. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in the spawn village.
so come on down to the craziest, most epic minecraft server this side of the end portal. join us now before herobrine steals all the fun for himself!
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BorderPatrolCraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules just like poland removing criminal liability for officers using firearms at the border LMAO. we are wild and crazy just like those officers defending their border. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, just like you never know what those officers will do next. come join the chaos and have a blast with us!
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PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!
so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.