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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 560 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
first off, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re like, the size of a freakin’ house, man. but don’t worry, they’re friendly. unless you mess with their eggs. then all bets are off.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every saturday night? it’s lit, bro. like, literally. there’s fire everywhere. but don’t worry, it’s totally safe. probably.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you gotta check this place out. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you get on the bad side of those laser-eyed pigs. then you might regret it a little.
