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  • LendMySpouseMoreMoney Minecraft Server

    LendMySpouseMoreMoney Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of loaning tens of thousands of dollars to your spouse who can’t seem to manage their money? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the financial woes of real life and dive into a world where money grows on trees (literally, we have a money tree plugin)!

    Our server is the perfect place for anyone who wants to experience the thrill of being financially irresponsible without any real-life consequences. Build your dream mansion, buy all the virtual clothes you want, and hire a lawyer for discrimination cases just for fun (we have a lawyer NPC that you can hire with in-game currency)!

    Don’t worry about saving up for that car repair or paying off student loans, because on our server, money is no object. And if your spouse tries to guilt trip you into lending them money, just tell them “That’s not love” and point them towards our server where they can earn their own virtual cash.

    So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind! Who needs real money when you can have virtual riches in our Minecraft world? Plus, we have a special depression treatment center where you can get virtual therapy sessions for free (in-game currency required for sessions after the first one). See you in the game!

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  • BlockyBillionairez

    BlockyBillionairez
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a tesla shareholders court case! we got lawyers asking for $7 billion in attorneys’ fees, like what even is that?! but don’t worry, we won’t charge you that much to play on our server, just a small fee of your sanity!

    our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.

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  • Lawyers vs. Paychecks

    Lawyers vs. Paychecks
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the law is like, totally wack? well, do i have the place for u! our server is run by a bunch of crazy lawyers who are always arguing about who gets the biggest paycheck. u can join in on the fun and maybe even become the top lawyer in the land! trust me, it’s a wild ride full of lawsuits, crazy court cases, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t ask how they happen, just roll with it). so come on down and join our server, where the law is anything but equal!

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