CraftyCountry Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring countries in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and live in the wackiest country you could ever imagine! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and the sun is made of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our country is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a llama into battle. The national anthem is sung by a chorus of creepers and the currency is golden carrots.

So why settle for boring old reality when you could live in our crazy Minecraft country? Join now and experience a whole new world of ridiculousness!

HilltopNSFWHavoc

adult content, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial, controversial topics, debate, Ethics, explicit, HILL, HilltopNSFWHavoc, Limits, Morals, NSFW, Opinions, personal beliefs, Principles, Sexuality, taboo, VALUES, willing to die on

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	5171
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the most NSFW Minecraft server out there? Join us if you’re brave enough to face off against pixelated monsters with a twist – they’re all wearing scandalous outfits!

Our server is so NSFW, even the creepers blush when they see our players strutting their stuff in their risqué armor sets. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous dance parties that happen every Friday night at the virtual club!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with NSFW treasures that will make your jaw drop (and maybe your parents too if they catch you playing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most NSFW hill in Minecraft – if you dare!

FinnCraft: NATO Land Command Server

Alliance, Baltic region, command, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense forces, European, finland, FinnCraft, foreign troops, International, Land, land command, Military, military base, military presence, nato, Peacekeeping, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, strategic location, Troops

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Votes:	3105	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

also, like, did you know that if you join, you get a pet dragon that can fly you around the map and breathe fire on all the creepers? yeah, it’s totally true, bro.

oh, and, like, the best part is that we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and fight off evil witches with your enchanted sword.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!

CraftyKyivAidCoordination

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, coordination, CraftyKyivAidCoordination, crisis management., Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, greater role, international relations, kyiv, military aid, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Stoltenberg, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Votes:	8801
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be part of a top secret military operation but u just a kid in ur mom’s basement playin minecraft all day? well, guess what, now u can! join our server and pretend u r part of NATO coordinating military aid for Kyiv! u can be the hero u always wanted to be, fight off evil forces and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with Stoltenberg, he’s a cool dude. so, what r u waitin for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!

Alone in the Dark – Not!

alone, anxiety, Dark, Darkness, darkness fear, fear, fear of being alone, fear of being followed, fear of being watched, fear of ghosts, fear of isolation, fear of solitude, fear of the dark, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, fear of the unseen, fear of vulnerability, Insecurity, Loneliness, PARANOIA, Phobia

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

come join our minecraft server where the darkness is your friend and the monsters are your cuddly companions! we have a secret underground disco party where creepers dance to dubstep and zombies breakdance like it’s the 80s! our diamond pickaxes are actually magic wands that can turn pigs into flying unicorns! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a golden enchanted potato! so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the darkness…because who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

TurbulentCraft: Earth & Space

Air, atmosphere, comparison, dynamics, Earth, Exploration, findings, phenomena, PHYSICS., Principles, research, researchers, Science, Similarities, Space, study, thermosphere, troposphere, Turbulence, TurbulentCraft, weather

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	6709	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	6562	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Towns Built:	1

yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally. we got earth AND space all up in here, and guess what? they both got turbulence. like, who knew, right? but get this, our researchers found out that the air turbulence in earth’s thermosphere is like, totally the same as in the troposphere. mind = blown, amirite?

so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!

Server26, where old fogies dig blocks and avoid getting grieved since 2015. No whippersnappers allowed!

Allowed, Armorstands, AVOID, blocks, Claimblocks, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Dig, Events, fogies, germany, grieved, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, MEGABASES, Paper, Player Protection, Plugins, recipes, Server26, smp, Survival, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla, whippersnappers

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Villages Defended:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival
Features	No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets
Community	Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available
Specs & Plugins	Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction for this server?	Yes, players must be 18 or older.
Are there any benefits for different player ranks?	No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits.
Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money?	No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server.
Are there adminshops on the server?	No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs.
Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands?	No, those commands are not available on this server.
What is the default currency on the server?	Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced.

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Emeralds Found:	1354	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5170
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old history documentaries? Want to experience WW2 in a whole new light? Join our Minecraft server where we recreate historical battles with a twist! Our biased WW2 documentary, “Make Germany Great Again,” features constant references to Trump and a whole lot of questionable historical accuracy. Join us for a wild ride through history like you’ve never seen before! Who knew learning could be this hilarious?

CraftyMateen’s Minecraft Server

Abdul-Mateen II, action, CraftyMateens, Director, fighting harder, INTENSE, John Creasy, man on fire, Mercenary, Minecraft, Netflix, Personal demons, ptsd, Redemption, redemption path, series, Server, special forces, steven caple jr, Survival, Thriller, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can play as John Creasy, a Special Forces mercenary with intense PTSD. Survive the most desolate of situations and fight harder than ever to overcome your personal demons.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!

HairCraftHusbandNoCare

Affection, affectionate, Apology, appreciation, bland, Caring, Communication, curly hair, Empathy, haircare, HairCraftHusbandNoCare, hairstyles, husband, love, Marriage, misunderstanding, reaction, relationships, straight hair, Support, Wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7822	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of your wife constantly changing up her hairstyle and expecting you to react like it’s the most amazing thing in the world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we appreciate all hairstyles, whether curly or straight!

Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!

So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.

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