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FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

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ScreenCrafters

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haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

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so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

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sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

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Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Villages Defended:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	97/500	Votes:	7032
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Players:	109/200	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	845
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Players:	105/500	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Players:	100/300	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Players:	106/500	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Players:	107/400	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Players:	91/900	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Players:	110/700	Votes:	8574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

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sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

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