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  • CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

    CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga
    so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

    apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

    so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

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  • MouseCraftSurvivor

    MouseCraftSurvivor
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this epic minecraft server, right? and then suddenly, BAM, you’re in a magical disney world. but wait, there’s a twist. you can’t sue disney for anything that happens to you because you agreed to their terms of service.

    so like, if you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get attacked by a creeper, you can’t blame disney. it’s all in the fine print, man. but don’t worry, because the adventures you’ll have on this server will be so wild and crazy that you won’t even care about the legal stuff.

    plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you find mickey mouse’s secret hideout, you’ll unlock special powers in the game. like, you’ll be able to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally insane, but totally worth it.

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and see if you can survive the disney magic. just remember, don’t mess with the mouse.

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  • CraftyOlympicMC Server

    CraftyOlympicMC Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.

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  • BlockyBillionairez

    BlockyBillionairez
    come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a tesla shareholders court case! we got lawyers asking for $7 billion in attorneys’ fees, like what even is that?! but don’t worry, we won’t charge you that much to play on our server, just a small fee of your sanity!

    our server is so lit, it’s like elon musk’s $56 billion pay package, except you don’t have to be a billionaire to join in on the fun! build epic structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets buried deep within the pixelated world.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! or at least more entertaining than a courtroom showdown over billions of dollars.

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  • CraftySpyMC

    CraftySpyMC
    so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, totally wild and crazy? well, do i have the server for you! this server is so epic, it’s like a shopping app that is actually dangerous malware, spying on all your texts! but, like, in a good way, you know?

    when you join this server, you will be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly. literally, pigs with wings. it’s insane! you can build the craziest structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

    but that’s not all! on this server, you can also battle evil mobs that are actually just misunderstood creatures who want to be your friends. you can team up with them to take down the real villains, like the evil sheep who are plotting to take over the world.

    so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

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  • PhilippinePayouts

    PhilippinePayouts
    yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz it’s crazier than Philippines demanding China to pay for damage after some sea drama. like, we got more drama than a reality TV show, fam. u wanna build epic bases and battle it out with other players? we gotchu covered. plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a family reunion every day. come thru and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust.

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  • CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

    CitgoCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

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  • IsraeliWeaponExpo

    IsraeliWeaponExpo
    so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold. yep, u heard me right.

    oh, and get this, the other day, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but our fearless leader, Steve, swooped in and saved the day with his enchanted diamond sword. it was like something out of a movie, i swear.

    plus, we have the most epic build battles every saturday night. last week, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was so epic, even the creepers were impressed.

    so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, come join us. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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