legal dispute Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4132	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

BlockyDogeland AGs Server

#ags, BlockyDogeland, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency news, digital assets, dogecoin, elon musk, financial regulation, financial transparency, government intervention., lawsuit, Lawsuit proceedings, Lawsuit update, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, market manipulation, MuskDOGE, regulatory compliance, securities, Server, State AGs, Treasury data

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Potions Brewed:	110
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crops Grown:	9175

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a virtual wonderland of epicness and shenanigans.

first off, we got MuskDOGE, yeah, that’s right, ELON MUSK himself tried to join our server but got blocked because he couldn’t handle the level of awesomeness. can you believe it? the dude who sent a car to space couldn’t handle our minecraft server.

and get this, we once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a real life llama delivered to their doorstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.

so, if you wanna be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the llamas, they can get a little rowdy.

MuskCraft: Data Quest

court order., court ruling, data, data handover, data privacy, Data Protection, digital platforms, election data, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, German court, Information Security, legal battle, legal blow, legal dispute, legal precedent, Musk, MuskCraft, Platform, privacy rights, Quest, tech industry, transparency

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, you know that one time when Elon Musk was all like “i’m gonna take over the world with my electric cars and space rockets”? well, turns out some German court was like “nah bro, you gotta hand over that election data first”. and like, now he’s all shooketh and stuff.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our epic Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even Elon Musk would be jealous.

oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in Morse code? yeah, you heard that right. so come on over and join the fun before Elon Musk tries to take over this server too.

Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyNationsBillions

Canada, Canadian court, Canadian law, compensation, court case, CraftyNationsBillions, first nations, Government, historical treaties, indigenous communities, indigenous justice, indigenous land claims, indigenous peoples, indigenous rights, indigenous sovereignty, justice system, land rights, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, treaty payments

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ores Mined:	7952	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

lol join this cray cray minecraft server where we fight for billions in treaty payments in canadian court… IN MINECRAFT! 🤯🤑

imagine battling it out in the virtual courtroom, waving your diamond sword as you argue for your right to ALL THE DIAMONDS in the land. 💎💎💎

we got crazy court cases like “The Case of the Missing Creeper” and “The Trial of the Ender Dragon”. you gotta be quick on your feet and sharp with your arguments if you wanna win that sweet, sweet treaty payment. 💸💸💸

plus, we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and impress the judges with your pixelated masterpieces. 🏰🎨

so come on down to this wacky minecraft server and join the fight for billions in treaty payments. who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune! 💰💰💰

CraftyStateLawsuits

14th amendment, 22 states, citizenship, civil rights, constitutional rights, court case, CraftyStateLawsuits, Executive Order, federal law, Government, immigration, lawsuit, legal action, legal challenge, legal dispute, Politics, presidential power, state attorneys general, state governments, suing Trump, united states

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Star Shards Collected:	289	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	9731
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics and lawsuits? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own crazy lawsuits happening! We have 22 states suing Steve (our resident Minecraft player who thinks he’s the president) for trying to overhaul the 14th amendment with an executive order to make creepers citizens of our world. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become a lawyer for one of the states! Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft lawsuits to deal with?

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1529	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

SeaCables Minecraft Server

asset forfeiture, court case, court ruling, Finnish court, international waters, investigation, legal action, legal decision, legal dispute, legal proceedings, maritime dispute, maritime investigation, maritime law, maritime security, Minecraft, oil tanker, Probe, SeaCables, Seizure, Server, Shipping industry, undersea cables, vessel seizure

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a finnish court seizing an oil tanker in an undersea cables probe, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, imagine sailing around in your own oil tanker, but then the finnish court comes in and is like, “nah fam, this is ours now.”

join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.

plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation

breathalyzer, breathalyzer check, Buenos Aires, controversy, Crafty, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic scandal, foreign affairs, government officials, international diplomacy, international law, Kremlin, legal challenge, legal dispute, legal violation, Officials, political tension, protocol breach, russia, VIOLATION, Vodka

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Emeralds Found:	2952
Dragon Eggs Found:	6286	Animals Bred:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	8486

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

CubaCraft Minecraft Server

Amnesty, biden, civil rights, communism, Cuba, CubaCraft, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, foreign policy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, list, Minecraft, Politics, prisoners, Release, sanctions, Server, state sponsors of terrorism, united states

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Emeralds Found:	9544	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	87812

come join our epic minecraft server where we free 553 virtual prisoners every day just like cuba did after biden said they weren’t terrorists anymore lol. build your own cell block and break out with your friends in a wild escape adventure. but watch out for the virtual guards, they’re tougher than you think. join now for the ultimate prison break experience!

OscarsCraft: ExpelRussia!

Ambassador, Australian, crisis management., diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, Expelling, ExpelRussia, expulsion, FEARS, foreign affairs, foreign policy, government response, international affairs, international relations, Minister, Oscar Jenkins, OscarsCraft, Penny Wong, political tensions, russia, Warns

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine a world where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got, like, a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can, like, mine for diamonds while riding on a magical rainbow slide. it’s, like, totally rad, man.

oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you can team up with your friends to take it down and claim its golden egg of power.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s, like, out of this world insane, then, like, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Chunky Pixel Pals

alternate metric, BMI, body composition, chunky, Commission, definition, Experts, health, measurements, obesity, PALS, PIXEL, supplement metric

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8688

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to play minecraft on a server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance the macarena? well, look no further, cuz this server is the craziest, most wackadoodle place you’ll ever experience in your blocky life.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named moocow who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and lava waterfalls. our players are all unicorns in disguise, so expect to be surrounded by glitter and rainbows at all times.

oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor? or that if you build a house out of dirt, it turns into a castle made of gold? yeah, that’s just the kind of magic you can expect on this server.

so come on down and join us for the ride of your life. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server this bonkers? trust us, you won’t regret it.

⭐RedLine⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ Events server Minecraft

Bosses, Events, grif, Minecraft, redline, RedLine Gryf Bosses Events, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4129
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

The owner of the “RedLine Gryf Bosses Events” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

grief.redlinemc.fun:25903

The Toebob SMP

10GB RAM, 24/7 server, active player base., awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, wacky times, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1530	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Toebob SMP Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!
An (in-the-works) shopping district	Exciting marketplace for players
An active player base	Engage with other players in the community
Toebob	A unique feature of the server

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb ram
Lit Discord server and community
A dash of chaos for fun

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join?

Click here to join our Discord server and get whitelisted.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions to get whitelisted.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord server for the server rules.
Can I use mods on the server?	We allow certain quality-of-life mods, but please check with admins before using any specific mods.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server.

Epic Ascension 1.20

Ascension, Epic, G’s C, G’s C hyper, G’s C motivation, G’s C rise, G’s C supreme, Hyper, hyper motivation, hyper supreme rise, motivation, motivation motivation, motivation rise, motivation supreme, Rise, rise hyper, rise motivation, rise supreme, SUPREME, supreme hyper, supreme motivation, supreme rise

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4288
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Well, look no further than this epic server that is like a rainbow unicorn riding a double rainbow while eating a taco made of pure awesomeness.

Join us and experience the hyper-supreme rise of motivation as you build, craft, and battle your way to victory. This server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the floss dance and the zombies are asking for autographs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly mind-blowing? Don’t be a square, join the coolest Minecraft server in the universe and let the good times roll.

BlockyShrinkNeeded

anxiety, BlockyShrinkNeeded, coping mechanisms, counseling, depression, emotional distress, emotional stability, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental illness, Mental well-being, Professional help, seeking help, seeking treatment, self-care, signs of needing therapy, stress, Support, Therapy, therapy benefits

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mines Excavated:	1167
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ores Mined:	6690	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you constantly building dirt houses in Minecraft because you have an irrational fear of creepers blowing up your fancy builds? Do you spend hours mining for diamonds only to accidentally fall into lava and lose everything? Do you find yourself talking to your virtual Minecraft pets more than you do to real people? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you definitely need therapy. But instead of seeking professional help, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our therapy sessions involve battling zombie hordes, exploring mystical realms, and unleashing your creativity in ways you never thought possible. So come join us and let’s mine our way to mental health together!

CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister

Campaign, Canada, Canadian economy, Canadian politics, Central Banker, CraftyCarneyPrimeMinister, economic policy, election, Federal Election, future leader, Government, interview, jon stewart, leadership, Mark Carney, political ambitions, political commentary, Politics, Potential Candidate, prime minister, public office

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? mark carney, the dude who used to be all about money and stuff, well he’s like, “hey, i wanna be the prime minister of canada now.” and he pretty much said it in an interview with jon stewart, like, no big deal.

but, like, here’s the thing, if you join our minecraft server, you can be part of mark carney’s campaign team! you can help him build a virtual canada where everyone is happy and there’s free diamonds for everyone! plus, if you join now, you get a special diamond pickaxe with mark carney’s face on it! how cool is that?

so, like, come join our server and help mark carney become the next prime minister of canada! who needs real politics when you can have minecraft politics, amirite?

Strong Love Connections

Connections, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Human Behavior, lifetime sexual partners, long-term relationships, love, MATE SELECTION, mating strategies, Men, muscle mass, partner preferences, Physical fitness, physical strength, reproductive success, sexual attraction, sexual behavior, Social Relationships, STRONG, upper body strength, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ores Mined:	2902
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	98

Yo, so like, if you wanna flex your muscles and get all the ladies (or dudes, we don’t judge), then you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! We got all the tools and resources to help you level up your physical strength and sexual prowess in the virtual world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you come across a group of creepers. Instead of running away like a wimp, you flex your upper body strength and take them down like a boss. The ladies (or dudes) will be lining up to join your team, trust me.

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll have access to exclusive long-term relationship quests. Complete them and you’ll unlock special perks like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server to find your soulmate, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate alpha player in the Minecraft universe. Your muscles and your love life will thank you later.

Meltx mc

Adventure, bedrock, Chest Shops, Community, Community Focused, Economy, Fun, gameplay, home slots, java, Journey, LifeSteal, No Grief, Plugins, prefixes, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, smp, Version 1.21., Voting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	129	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Java IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679 Bedrock IP: play.meltxmc.fun:25679

Version: 1.21+

Welcome to MeltxMC, an exceptional server celebrated for its outstanding community-focused gameplay. We’re a relaxed, no-grief, economy-driven SMP server that places community and fun above all else. Running on version 1.21+, the server warmly welcomes both Java and Bedrock players to join in the adventure!

We feature a range of plugins designed to enrich your gameplay experience while maintaining the classic Minecraft essence.

Support the server by voting to earn free ranks, unlocking perks like extra home slots, unique prefixes, chest shops, and other exciting rewards!

So grab a seat, get comfortable, and join us for an unforgettable journey with MeltxMC!

play.meltxmc.fun:25679