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ZombieRightsMC
come join our minecraft server where even dead disabled girls have the same rights as unimpaired people!! like, how crazy is that?? we got zombies with wheelchairs zooming around and skeletons with hearing aids listening to music! it’s a wild ride, man. plus, our admin is a talking parrot who can recite Shakespeare backwards. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. join now and let the chaos begin! -
TikTokCraft – Banned but Not Forgotten
LOL you know what’s better than TikTok getting banned? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay! Our server is so lit, even the Supreme Court can’t handle it! We got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so awesome, you’ll forget all about those cringy TikTok dances. Plus, rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ruler of the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin! -
SeaCables Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a finnish court seizing an oil tanker in an undersea cables probe, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, imagine sailing around in your own oil tanker, but then the finnish court comes in and is like, “nah fam, this is ours now.”join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.
plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!
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New York Adultery Minecraft Server
Tired of boring old servers with rules as ancient as a creeper’s fossilized poop? Well, look no further because our server is breaking all the rules! Literally. We’ve got a 100+ year old law that says you have to build your house upside down and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets Alice in Wonderland, but with way more explosions and way less tea parties. Join us if you dare to defy the laws of Minecraft physics and have the craziest adventure of your pixelated life! -
CraftyIsraelWars
so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, ya know? we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. like, seriously, where else can you find that kind of entertainment?oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds you could ever dream of. but watch out for the lava pits, they’ll get ya if you’re not careful.
also, our community is like a big family, always looking out for each other and having epic battles against the evil mobs. we even have a secret handshake that only the coolest players know.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination. and who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the land, with a crown made of emeralds and a throne made of obsidian. let’s do this! 🚀🐷🌈
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BlocktopiaEU
come join our epic minecraft server where russia loses eu case on unblocking 70 billion euros but we still got all the fun and games! build a house made of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the universe! -
BanglaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more chaos than Bangladesh’s Supreme Court! our job quotas are as non-existent as a unicorn riding a rainbow! no deadly protests here, just pure fun and madness!we have more surprises than a clown car at a circus! build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world! it’s a wild ride that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! let’s create chaos together!
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RiverRightsCraft
come join dis epic minecraft server where the rivers have rights and pollution is a big no no. our rivers be like “yo, stop polluting me bro” and the court be like “yeah, you tell ’em river!” we got crazy adventures waiting for you, like saving the river from evil polluters and building eco-friendly houses out of recycled blocks. join now and be a hero for the rivers, cuz they deserve some love too! -
PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!
so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.