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CraftyStateLawsuits
Are you tired of boring old politics and lawsuits? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have our own crazy lawsuits happening! We have 22 states suing Steve (our resident Minecraft player who thinks he’s the president) for trying to overhaul the 14th amendment with an executive order to make creepers citizens of our world. Join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become a lawyer for one of the states! Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft lawsuits to deal with? -
Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. -
Surprised Hasbro Didn’t Sue Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional lawsuit threat from Hasbro! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!
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BlocktopiaEU
come join our epic minecraft server where russia loses eu case on unblocking 70 billion euros but we still got all the fun and games! build a house made of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the universe! -
CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE VENEZUELA’S TOP COURT IS ALL UP IN HERE SAYIN OPPOSITION DIDN’T BRING THE PROOF, BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT, WE JUST WANNA BUILD AND MINE AND HAVE FUN! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, U WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER! #LOLZ #MINECRAFTFUN #SECRETBASES -
River2Sea Minecraft Server
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the German court is talking about it? Well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is about to blow your mind!Join us on this epic journey where you can build from the river to the sea, just like in that court case everyone’s talking about. It’s like, the ultimate test of free speech, but in Minecraft form. How crazy is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a pet dragon to ride around on. It’s like a dream come true!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!
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BritCraft Server: Drop the Challenge!
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can be a secret agent and take down evil dictators like in those spy movies. well guess what, on this server u can do just that! join us and help britain drop its challenge to ICC arrest warrants for israeli leaders by infiltrating their bases, gathering intel, and taking them down with your epic spy skills. but be careful, they have traps, guards, and even killer robots to stop u. do u have what it takes to save the world and become the ultimate secret agent in minecraft? join now and find out! -
MineCraftMadness
If you’re tired of the daily grind and just want to escape to a world where the only task is building and exploring, then look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild and forget about all those boring chores.Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs! Who needs to do laundry or dishes when you can be on a quest to find this elusive creature?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to mundane tasks forever!
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CatastrophicCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz if u dont, da world gonna hit dat 2.6-3.1°C mark real quick and den it gonna be a hot mess up in here. like, u gonna be sweating bullets just tryna mine some diamonds, bro. but on dis server, we got da coolest mods dat gonna make u forget bout all dat global warming nonsense. we got ice biomes for days, man. u gonna be chillin like a villain while u build ur epic base. plus, we got a secret underground lava cave dat leads to a hidden treasure room filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds. so come on, join da server and save da world from dat ‘catastrophic’ heat wave. let’s mine our way to a cooler future, one block at a time. -
PollutedCraft – Hanoi’s Havoc
lolz come join our minecraft server and escape the pollution of hanoi!!! breathe in that fresh virtual air and build ur own pollution-free paradise!!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena!!! u can even ride a llama to the moon and back!!! join us now and say goodbye to the smog of hanoi, cuz here, the only thing polluting the air is ur epic builds!!!