come join our epic minecraft server where russia loses eu case on unblocking 70 billion euros but we still got all the fun and games! build a house made of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the universe!
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BlocktopiaEU
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GovAgentChinMinecraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have former aides to governors getting charged with being secret agents for the chinese government! like, who even knew that was a thing?! but on our server, anything is possible, even crazy political scandals! build your own secret base, trade with shady characters, and maybe even uncover some government secrets yourself! join now for the most scandalous minecraft experience ever!
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Begum’s Blocky Adventure
so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!
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River2Sea Minecraft Server
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the German court is talking about it? Well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is about to blow your mind!Join us on this epic journey where you can build from the river to the sea, just like in that court case everyone’s talking about. It’s like, the ultimate test of free speech, but in Minecraft form. How crazy is that?!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a pet dragon to ride around on. It’s like a dream come true!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!
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ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).
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DroneCrafters – Convicted Supply Co.
so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re thrown into this crazy world where a German-Russian couple is like, tryna supply drone parts to Russia. like, what even? it’s like a whole spy thriller movie, but in minecraft form. join this server for the most insane and wild adventures you’ll ever experience. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon? come join the chaos, dude!
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HijabiJuryCraft
so, like, imagine this: a German Muslim woman, right, she’s all like, “yo, i wanna be a lay judge and stuff,” but then they’re all like, “nah fam, you can’t wear your headscarf cuz it’s not neutral and stuff.” like, what even is that, right?now she’s all up in the constitutional court, fighting for her right to wear her headscarf and be a judge and stuff. it’s like a whole drama going down, man.
so, like, if you wanna escape all that drama and just chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server! we don’t care what you wear on your head, as long as you’re cool and not, like, griefing or whatever. come build some epic stuff and make new friends, it’s gonna be lit, fam.
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PizzaCraft Minecraft Server
lol, u ever heard of a server so cray cray that even Nestlé is shook? yea, that’s right, this server is so lit that even big companies are gettin’ in on the action. come join us for a wild ride filled with contaminated pizzas, shady investigations, and maybe even a sprinkle of conspiracy theories. who knows what you’ll find in this wacky world of blocky madness. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see if u can uncover the truth behind Nestlé’s questionable pizza practices. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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PenCraftEU: No Trial, Just Fun!
so, like, i heard this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story that Jean-Marie Le Pen was declared ‘unfit’ to stand trial over misuse of EU funds, like what even is that, right? but anyway, on this server, you can build your own crazy world and maybe even find some hidden treasures that will make you feel like a total boss. plus, there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have epic dance parties. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s gonna be a blast, dude.