Legal Battle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBlockz: YT Ban Wars!

Censorship, News, social media, lawsuit, #youtube

so, like, imagine a world where google and russia today are like, fighting in court because of a youtube ban. like, what even is happening, right? but, like, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived. it was wild, man.

also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

plus, our community is, like, the coolest ever. everyone is so chill and friendly. we even have a pet chicken named gerald who roams around the server. he’s, like, the unofficial mascot or something.

so, like, forget about all the drama in the real world and come join us for some epic minecraft fun! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

extradition treaty, copyright case, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, internet entrepreneur

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

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ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

international law, Server, ExtraditeMeFromNZ, justice system, internet crime

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

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MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

lawsuit, worker, Musk, hardcore email, labor laws

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Begum’s Blocky Adventure

court ruling, HUMAN RIGHTS, Terrorism, Begums, blocky

so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!

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WhaleJailCraft

Sea Shepherd, animal rights, Paul Watson, Prison, legal battle

yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by a dude named paul watson? well guess what, this server is so lit that even anti-whaling activist paul watson himself plays on it! but watch out, cuz if u break the rules, u could end up in virtual prison for up to 15 years in japan! join now for a chance to play with paul watson and maybe even save some virtual whales along the way. it’s gonna be a whale of a time, pun intended!

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CraftyAccused

wrongful conviction, false accusation, CraftyAccused, legal injustice, reputation damage

Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

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CraftyLotteryLawsuits

false advertising, social media, Deception, facebook, MONEY

So, like, you know how you see those dumb ads for mobile games on Facebook that are, like, totally fake and make you wanna smash your phone? Well, imagine a Minecraft server that’s the complete opposite of that hot mess!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs a lottery win when you’ve got a server this awesome?!

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CraftyOlympicMC Server

legal action, trademark infringement, legal dispute, branding, Competition

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.

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RussianRichDaughtersNoCanadaBan

Daughters, diplomatic pressure, business empire, refusal, Wealthy

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server, and it’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole other world, man.

so get this, there’s these daughters of a russian tycoon, right? they’re worth, like, $18 billion or something insane like that. and they’re all like, “we want off canada’s sanctions list, yo.” but then the minister is all like, “nah, fam, you gotta stay on the list.” can you believe that drama?

but anyways, back to the minecraft server. you gotta join, man. there’s so much cool stuff happening, like, you can build your own castle and fight dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro. plus, the community is so chill, everyone is just vibing and having a good time.

so yeah, if you wanna escape from all the real world drama and just have a blast in a virtual world, you gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

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