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  • TerroristTakedownCraft

    TerroristTakedownCraft
    so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like winning $364 million judgment against syria? well, guess what, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

    join us and you’ll feel like a soldier taking down terrorists in iraq, except instead of guns, you’ll be armed with a diamond sword and a creeper army at your side. we promise you’ll have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #minecraftforlife #creeperarmy #llamasindiscos

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  • Musk’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Musk’s Minecraft Mayhem
    So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, Brazil judges and Musk and stuff. It’s like, a total showdown, bro. You gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between the judge and Musk. Like, who will win? Who will be the ultimate ruler of this crazy Minecraft world? Join now and find out, dude. It’s gonna be like, totally insane, man. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of this epic saga. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby!

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  • JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

    JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

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  • MaoMemosLegalWarfare

    MaoMemosLegalWarfare
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in da land of blockz! we got creepers dat tell u bedtime stories, endermen dat do da cha cha slide, n zombies dat throw epic dance parties!

    rumor has it dat Mao’s secretary left his diary in dis server, and now it’s at da center of a legal battle over da history of modern China! u can help uncover da secrets hidden within da diary and maybe even save da world from a zombie apocalypse!

    come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a skeleton or two. who knows what crazy shenanigans await u in dis server!

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  • CraftyBlockz: YT Ban Wars!

    CraftyBlockz: YT Ban Wars!
    so, like, imagine a world where google and russia today are like, fighting in court because of a youtube ban. like, what even is happening, right? but, like, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

    we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava but somehow survived. it was wild, man.

    also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

    plus, our community is, like, the coolest ever. everyone is so chill and friendly. we even have a pet chicken named gerald who roams around the server. he’s, like, the unofficial mascot or something.

    so, like, forget about all the drama in the real world and come join us for some epic minecraft fun! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

    CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga
    so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

    apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

    so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

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  • ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

    ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

    We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

    Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

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  • MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

    MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition
    so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

    why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Begum’s Blocky Adventure

    Begum’s Blocky Adventure
    so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!

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  • WhaleJailCraft

    WhaleJailCraft
    yo, so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by a dude named paul watson? well guess what, this server is so lit that even anti-whaling activist paul watson himself plays on it! but watch out, cuz if u break the rules, u could end up in virtual prison for up to 15 years in japan! join now for a chance to play with paul watson and maybe even save some virtual whales along the way. it’s gonna be a whale of a time, pun intended!

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