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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyDogeland AGs Server

    BlockyDogeland AGs Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a virtual wonderland of epicness and shenanigans.

    first off, we got MuskDOGE, yeah, that’s right, ELON MUSK himself tried to join our server but got blocked because he couldn’t handle the level of awesomeness. can you believe it? the dude who sent a car to space couldn’t handle our minecraft server.

    and get this, we once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a real life llama delivered to their doorstep. true story, bro.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, fam.

    so, if you wanna be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the llamas, they can get a little rowdy.

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  • MuskCraft: Data Quest

    MuskCraft: Data Quest
    so, like, you know that one time when Elon Musk was all like “i’m gonna take over the world with my electric cars and space rockets”? well, turns out some German court was like “nah bro, you gotta hand over that election data first”. and like, now he’s all shooketh and stuff.

    but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our epic Minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. plus, our diamond mines are so rich that even Elon Musk would be jealous.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in Morse code? yeah, you heard that right. so come on over and join the fun before Elon Musk tries to take over this server too.

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  • CraftyVWTaxDodge

    CraftyVWTaxDodge
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • CraftyNationsBillions

    CraftyNationsBillions
    lol join this cray cray minecraft server where we fight for billions in treaty payments in canadian court… IN MINECRAFT! πŸ€―πŸ€‘

    imagine battling it out in the virtual courtroom, waving your diamond sword as you argue for your right to ALL THE DIAMONDS in the land. πŸ’ŽπŸ’ŽπŸ’Ž

    we got crazy court cases like “The Case of the Missing Creeper” and “The Trial of the Ender Dragon”. you gotta be quick on your feet and sharp with your arguments if you wanna win that sweet, sweet treaty payment. πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ

    plus, we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and impress the judges with your pixelated masterpieces. 🏰🎨

    so come on down to this wacky minecraft server and join the fight for billions in treaty payments. who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune! πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

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  • RoyalRumble Minecraft Server

    RoyalRumble Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? Prince Harry, yeah, the royal dude, he’s all like, “Yo, I’m settling this legal battle against those pesky Murdoch papers!” And then The Sun is all like, “Oops, our bad, we done messed up!”

    But like, forget all that drama, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got unicorns flying around, rainbow blocks for days, and a secret underground lair where you can chill with Prince Harry himself! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • UnstableFamilyMC Server

    UnstableFamilyMC Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through treacherous terrain, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even encounter a crazy Aunt character who’s out for revenge (just kidding…or are we?).

    Our server is the perfect place to let out all your frustrations in a healthy, virtual way. Plus, with all the backstabbing and betrayal happening in your real life, why not add some more in-game drama for good measure?

    So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama while trying to survive in a pixelated world. See you in the game!

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  • TwitCraft Minecraft Server

    TwitCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

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  • BlocktopiaEU

    BlocktopiaEU
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia loses eu case on unblocking 70 billion euros but we still got all the fun and games! build a house made of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, and battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can spit on your enemies! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

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  • CraftyAppleTaxEvasion

    CraftyAppleTaxEvasion
    so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit, even Apple couldn’t handle it? well, come on down to our server where we make Apple cry over their tax bill! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky taxes.

    join us and build your own empire, make friends with talking animals, and battle dragons with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

    we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted golden apples that Apple tried to hide from us.

    so come on, join the fun and stick it to the man by playing on our epic minecraft server. who needs Apple when you have us?

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