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CraftyKidsAndMomsGoneWild
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’s like the end of women and children’s rights? well, do i have the server for u! this server is so wild, it allows child marriage in the game! that’s right, u can marry off ur little blocky character to another player’s little blocky character. it’s like a virtual wedding, but with pixels! join now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever! trust me, u won’t regret it… or maybe u will. who knows? it’s all just a crazy virtual world, after all! -
Cinderella’s Booze-Free Server
yo, dis server is like if disney’s cinderella went wild and started chuggin’ brewskis in da US! we got crazy parties, pumpkin carriages that turn into diamond blocks, and a whole lotta mice runnin’ around doin’ chores for ya! join dis server if ya wanna see cinderella gettin’ lit and breakin’ all da rules! -
Age Gap Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, hidden treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! -
Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise! -
CraftyKids Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being judged for talking to someone just a few years younger than you? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all age differences! In fact, we encourage it! Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players of all ages without fear of judgment or legal consequences. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate who just happens to be a few years younger or older than you. It’s all about love and acceptance on our server, where age is just a number and fun is limitless! Join now and start building relationships that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update). -
BankOfNieceCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of financial management just like OP’s sister! Join us for a wild ride of adventures and misadventures as we navigate the treacherous waters of investing (or not investing) birthday and Christmas money.Our server is the perfect place for those looking to escape the harsh realities of financial responsibility and dive headfirst into a world of virtual banking drama. Will you open an account to save for your future education, or will you risk it all on a risky investment scheme? The choice is yours!
But beware, just like in real life, family drama may ensue. Will you be the hero who helps your niece open a bank account against her mother’s wishes, or will you stay out of it and watch the chaos unfold? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server.
So come join us and experience the thrill of financial independence in a virtual world where anything is possible (even if it involves losing all your birthday money to questionable investments). See you in the game!
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CraftyMinors18+
join dis epic minecraft server where we call all da kids minors but we don’t call da adults majors cuz dat would be too normal! come build ur own crazy world where da only rule is to have fun and laugh ur butt off! we once had a player who built a giant toilet and turned it into a secret base cuz why not?! u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky server, so come join us and be part of da madness!