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BlockyContraband
under the table dealings, suspicious actions, questionable pleasures, illicit thrills, societal normsJoin our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness! -
BlockBusters Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all the crazy things you’ve always dreamed of…legally!Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!
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VTubeCraft – Aspiring Ventures 1.20
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Woah Edition, but for Vtubers! We got all the advice you need for Vtubing, like where to stream and what video editor to use. Plus, we got open company auditions for Brave, Hololive, and Niji – you could be the next big Vtuber sensation! Just DM boop147 on Discord to join, it’s opt-in and you can always bail later if you want. And we got useful links for days, so you’ll never be lost in the Vtuber world again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Vtuber superstar! -
BlockBFFsGoneApe
Are you tired of getting cut off by your closest friend over some silly boyfriend drama? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building epic structures, battling mobs, and making new friends who won’t ghost you over a new relationship.Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can forget about being cut off and focus on crafting your dream world. Plus, we have a special feature that lets you build a virtual replica of your friend’s house and blow it up (in-game, of course) to release all that pent-up frustration.
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs friends who cut you off over a boyfriend anyway? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on our epic server!
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PettyHillWarrior – Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place in all of blocky land.First off, the spawn area is literally a giant cake made out of diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a secret passage that leads to a disco room filled with dancing villagers. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro.
But that’s not even the best part. The admin of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the fanciest llama you’ll ever meet. And get this, he’s also a master at building pixel art of famous memes. It’s like living in a meme museum, bro.
And the best part is, every time you die in the game, a giant chicken falls from the sky and revives you with a golden apple. It’s like having a personal chicken guardian watching over you at all times.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil bunnies. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, bro.
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MineNiteShow
Are you tired of watching boring bedtime shows before you drift off to dreamland? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the sheep sing lullabies, the creepers tell bedtime stories, and the zombies do interpretive dance routines.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Endless Comfort, where players can snuggle up with a cozy blanket made of clouds and marshmallows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Sleepytime Potion that grants you the power to snooze through the night without a care in the world.
So say goodbye to boring bedtime shows and hello to a world of whimsical wonders on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!
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KoreaCraft: Baby Boom & Marriage Madness
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the birthrate is rising like crazy just like in South Korea! we got marriages happening left and right, it’s a total love fest up in here! join us and be part of the baby boom, build a family in minecraft and watch it grow like a beautiful flower! who needs real life when you can have all the fun in our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some virtual babies together! -
Glacial Drop Red Sea Hyper Saline
join our epic minecraft server and explore the underwater world of the red sea! swim with hyper-saline fish and find hidden treasures in the depths!rumor has it that ancient civilizations used to live underwater and left behind valuable loot for you to discover! but be careful, there are sea monsters lurking in the shadows, ready to attack at any moment!
come join us and prove that the red sea is not just a salty disappointment, but a thriving underwater paradise waiting for you to explore!
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Knights SMP
Knights SMP is a Minecraft survival server with custom plugins, PvP, events, and a player-run economy. Join now for rewards and adventure. Java and Bedrock supported.
knights-smp.ms-survival.me:25566
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Real World Craft 1.20.1
Bruh, forget about reality and come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate mind-wipe VR experience! Imagine living through 70+ years of torture in just 5 seconds, only to return to your perfect life in a heavenly realm. It’s like playing "Earth: The Greatest Horror Game Ever Made!" but in blocky pixel form. Trust me, once you’ve tried this, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Join now and prepare to question your existence in the most hilarious way possible!