lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got two RT employees who got indicted for secretly funding and directing a US company to publish thousands of videos for russian interests. like, how wild is that?? come join the chaos and see what other shenanigans we got goin on in this server. plus, our pixel art game is on point and our players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. so come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!
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CraftyRussianFunds
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GFGetOutCraft
Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-girlfriend’s attempt to overdose my cat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like I questioned hers.Join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than my ex’s actions. From building epic structures to surviving in a world full of unexpected twists and turns, you’ll never know what’s coming next. Just like I never knew my ex would try to kill my beloved cat.
With a community as diverse as my ex’s excuses for her actions, you’ll meet players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a cat person, a dog person, or just a person looking for a good time, you’ll fit right in.
So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than my ex’s attempt to play doctor with my cat. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any funny business like she tried to pull. Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!
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BurntLandWarsMC
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca!
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HamasCraft: Unsealed & Unleashed!
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit it literally sets ur screen on fire? well, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the wildest ride at disneyland but in block form. trust me, u won’t be bored for even a second on this server.there’s this one time, right, where a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. and then another player tried to steal the eggs but got chased by a pack of angry wolves. it was like a real-life soap opera but with pixelated animals.
also, did u hear about the secret underground city that some players discovered? apparently, it’s full of treasure chests and hidden traps. one player even found a portal to a whole new dimension where the blocks are made of candy. i kid u not, it’s like willy wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that happen every night. players go all out with their enchanted weapons and armor, it’s like a medieval showdown but with more explosions. u gotta see it to believe it.
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Hungry4Craft
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s like hungary missing a deadline to pay a €200 million fine? well, guess what, this server is just as crazy! we got mobs that dance the cha cha slide, creepers that tell knock knock jokes, and villagers that trade diamonds for dirt (cuz they’re just that wacky).join us if u wanna experience the thrill of never knowing what’s gonna happen next, just like hungary missing that deadline. who needs to pay fines when u can be building epic structures and battling dragons in our server? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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Musk’s Minecraft Mayhem
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, Brazil judges and Musk and stuff. It’s like, a total showdown, bro. You gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between the judge and Musk. Like, who will win? Who will be the ultimate ruler of this crazy Minecraft world? Join now and find out, dude. It’s gonna be like, totally insane, man. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of this epic saga. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby!
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SuspendCraft: No Legal Rep, No Play!
so, like, this server is so lit that even brazilian judges are getting involved! they were like, “yo, you gotta name a legal rep or we gonna shut you down!” but we were like, “nah, we too cool for that, we don’t need no legal rep!” and they were like, “fine, we gonna suspend you then.” but guess what? we still up and running, cause we don’t play by the rules, we make our own rules! join us for the most epic minecraft adventures and be part of a server that even the law can’t touch!
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PutinInPixelLand
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution!
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CarCrashCatastrophe
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!
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CraftyMusk’sCourtBrazil
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺