Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So why wait? Join now and make sure your Minecraft legacy is one for the history books (or at least the server chat). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!
Not only that, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of wild llamas. Legend has it that only those with the dankest memes can unlock its treasures. Are you up for the challenge?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you bring him a sacrifice of 100 cooked chicken, he will grant you three wishes. Sounds clucking crazy, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be prepared for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life! Remember, the fate of the baby boomers generation hangs in the balance – don’t miss out on all the fun!
we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!
also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!
so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!
Modded smp (java only, 1.18.2) Part anarchy server with only one rule. NO HACKING
To play you MUST download the Create Astral mod pack from curseforge
msmp.crmodders.dev
This is the best lifesteal server. Here you can enjoy the best experience
it is lag fee serevr Features:- Shop, Kits, Crates, Magic Wands
HorizonMC.minecraftr.us:25666
But that’s not all! The server also has a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you have to dodge fireballs and zombie pigmen while trying to collect as many diamonds as possible. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with carrot swords and potato cannons.
So, what made this server so good? Well, where else can you find a place where the Ender Dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. But fear not, because our players banded together and defeated the llamas in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world? Plus, did I mention that our server is endorsed by Romania? That’s right, even Romania thinks we’re the best! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity begin!
Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Plus, we have a special event where you can hunt down missing plates of food in the game – just make sure not to eat them all like OP’s brother did! See you in the game, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
Imagine a world where your character’s health depends on their diet. Eat too many virtual hotdogs and chips, and your avatar might just keel over from a virtual heart attack. But fear not, on our server, you’ll thrive on a diet of pixelated greens and fruits.
Don’t let your virtual family judge you for your healthy choices. On our server, everyone will be too busy farming and cooking up delicious, nutritious meals to even notice what you’re eating. And if anyone tries to shame you for your healthy habits, just build a virtual wall around them and keep on munching those virtual carrots.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama is whether to plant tomatoes or cucumbers in your virtual garden. Say goodbye to junk food and hello to a healthier virtual life. See you there!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, our server is rumored to be home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob of all time – the legendary Disco Sheep, who can break out into a dance party at any moment.
So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
