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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

SettlerSlayin’LegDay

civilian casualties, Conflict, dispersal, Gathering, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Israeli forces, Israeli military, leg injury, live rounds, MIDDLE EAST, occupied West Bank, Political unrest, protest, protest crackdown, settlement expansion, SettlerSlayinLegDay, Shot, US citizen, violence, Wounded

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2237
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Israeli forces can’t handle it? Picture this: you’re peacefully protesting against settlement expansion in the West Bank, when BAM! You get shot in the leg by the military. But hey, at least you can respawn on our server and keep on building epic structures! Join now for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping action and crazy adventures. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s goooo!

LostInMinecraftSMP

AMBITION, aspirations, career development, career planning, dream job, future aspirations, future goals, goal achievement, goal orientation, goal setting strategies, goal-setting, life planning, long-term planning, long-term vision, LostInMinecraftSMP, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, success mindset, Time management

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Bro, who even knows where they wanna be in 5 or 10 years? Like, I could be living on Mars with my pet alien cat for all I know. But you know what I do know? I wanna be on this Minecraft SMP server, bro. It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

I heard that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Like, one time this dude joined and suddenly he had super speed and could mine diamonds with his mind. It was crazy, bro. And don’t even get me started on the parties we have on the weekends. We’re talking creeper DJs and zombie dancers, it’s lit af.

So if you wanna join a server where the grass is neon green and the cows wear sunglasses, then this is the place for you, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition

AloneCraft, Edition, extrovert

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Do you ever wonder what extroverts think about when they’re alone? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us for a wild ride through the minds of extroverts as they build, mine, and chat up a storm in our virtual world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of extroverted aliens who are using Minecraft as a cover for their intergalactic communication experiments. Join us and you might just uncover the truth behind the extraterrestrial conspiracy!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. It’s said that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your quest for riches, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of extroverted enlightenment.

FrozenAssetMC_Server

asset recovery, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, financial assets, financial transactions, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetMC_Server, funds, geopolitical issues, government funds, international finance, international relations, political tensions, proceeds, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDZ GALORE AND CREEPERZ DAT DANCE LIKE THEY AT A RAVE.

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW THE BEST PARTIES.

JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

ALSO, UKRAINE JUST GOT SOME CASH FROM RUSSIA SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

MissileMayhemCraft

air raid, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, defense system, Fails, injured, interception, International, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, News, Rocket, SECURITY, strike, Tension, War, Yemen

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

amazement, appreciation, Bread, BreadCraft, carb, Chronicles, Communication, comparison, culture, Diversity, Inuit, Language, language enthusiasts, linguaphiles, linguistic diversity, linguistics, linguists, semantics, Snow, terminology, VARIATIONS, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

Animal Behavior, balaenid whales, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, extreme longevity, industrial whaling, LIFESPAN, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, oceanic research, oceanography, research, scientific discovery, southern right whales, WhaleCraft, wildlife, year

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	8353

join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live!

Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

Combat, Enhanced, Features, gameplay, Guns, Minecraft, Modded, nuclear power, nukes, Planes, Players, proximity chat, PvP, rules, Server, Skill Tree, smp, Soppeldunk, Space Travel, Survival, TEAM, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
Gameplay	No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
Current Features	SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
Updates	More updates will be rolled out in the future.
Installation Instructions	Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players does the server support?	The server supports up to 60 players.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
Are there any gameplay rules limiting players?	No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
Where can I find the installation instructions?	Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

Passionate Fetishes Minecraft Server

BDSM, fetish accessories, fetish art, fetish clothing, fetish community, fetish culture., fetish experience, fetish exploration, fetish fantasy, fetish lifestyle, fetish model, fetish objects, fetish photography, fetish roleplay, fetish satisfaction, fetishes, fetishism, kink, Minecraft, Passion, passionate, Server, sexual desire

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo, bros, do you like, love your fetishes as much as this dude loves his? Well, if you wanna take your fetish game to the next level, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we got dungeons that are kinkier than a Fifty Shades of Grey novel, mobs that are into some freaky stuff, and a community that’s as open-minded as a hippie at Burning Man. So come on, join us and let your fetishes run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

atheist, Attack, CHRISTIANS, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, fear-mongering, germany, global terrorism, hate crimes, Magdeburg, Media bias, Minecraft, Misinformation, people, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious violence, smp, social media, Terrorist, terrorist attack, was, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BackScratchers Minecraft Server

#Intention, advice, Apology, back scratching, BackScratchers, Boundaries, clarification, Communication, complaint, Conflict Resolution, confusion, consent, coworker, inappropriate touch, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Professionalism, scratching, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, Workplace

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1586
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!