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LeftRightCraft
come join our server, where the world is so wacky that you’ll start seeing things you never thought possible. like looking to the left or right for the first time ever! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain do a backflip and land in a pile of rainbow-colored blocks. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this mind-bending experience. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! -
Hatecraft SMP: LOLz
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that’s not even the best part – our server has a secret underground disco where players can party like it’s 1999.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join us now and embark on the wackiest Minecraft journey of your life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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WeddingBlocker2021
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!
Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!
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BelievinGodMC SMP
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of Notch guide you to epic loot and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond ore blocks that sing sweet melodies and creepers that do the cha-cha before exploding.We have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshiping the almighty pigman, who grants us enchanted gear and golden apples in exchange for sacrifices of bacon. Our PvP arena is a battleground where players fight using only fishing rods and buckets of lava, with the winner earning the title of Supreme Chicken Nugget.
So why believe in god when you can believe in the power of our insane Minecraft SMP? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
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CraftyGoals
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our goal is to build a giant statue of a potato made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft universe, of course! Join us on this epic quest and become a spud-tacular legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! -
WestBankWarzone Minecraft Server
yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we unleash deadly assaults on the West Bank…in the game, of course! it’s a war for EVERYTHING, like diamonds, emeralds, and even the last piece of cake in the fridge. we got crazy battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next attack on the creepers. join us if you dare, and let’s conquer the blocky world together! -
CraftySlavBloc
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian leader is like, “I need to turn away from Russia and fight with Ukraine in Minecraft”? Like, what even is happening in this server, man? Join us and be a part of this wild political drama in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Minecraftia or something. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together, or at least some hilarious memes. -
BryoCraft: Evolutionary Fun!
come join our minecraft server, where the marine invertebrates called bryozoans are the rulers of the land! they have been evolving for centuries, matching up their traits with shorter-term changes like pros. our server is like a fossil-based model of evolution, capturing the process of change over long time intervals. it’s like a science class but with blocks and creepers. so come on and join us for a wild ride through evolution…minecraft style! -
The Dominion: Where you can roleplay as a potato wielding custom spatulas from 1.18 to 1.21!
Welcome to The Dominion
- IP: play.thedominion.us
- Alternate IP: thedominion.us
Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)!
- DUNGEONS: Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!
- WORLDS: Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!
- CUSTOMIZATION: Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.
- COMMUNITY DRIVEN: Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.
- CONSTANT EVOLUTION: Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.
ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!
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Rules:
Rule Description Inappropriate messages Racism, profanity, sexual references, etc. are not allowed Bug abuse Using obviously unintended features is not allowed Macroing Autoclickers and passive-play are not allowed Visiting under construction Requires staff permission Scamming Any form of scamming is against the rules Griefing and stealing Not allowed, contact Admin for rollback Killing in player’s home Not allowed, defined by structure ownership Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.
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WuKongCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like the Wu Kong sequel you never knew you needed! With sales through the roof, it’s practically guaranteed that a sequel is in the works. And guess what? Our server is where all the action is happening!Join us for epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bananas as Wu Kong himself. Trust us, once you step foot in our virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the Wu Kong sequel that everyone is talking about!