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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5409 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 7215 | Magic Items Found: | 4063 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)