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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2996 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 13 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)