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Autistic Headphone Hater Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, balanced sound in your headphones? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where everything sounds just a little off, just like your headphones? Well, look no further! Our server is perfect for all you autists out there who notice every little sound imbalance. Join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your PC, soundcard, or AMP/DAC is broken, or if it’s just the way the songs are made. Who needs normal sound when you can have a wonky, imbalanced audio experience while playing Minecraft with us? Join now and embrace the madness!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	234
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6307

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Towns Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4008
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Farms Harvested:	581	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5190	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	678	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Void Armor Forged:	26
Votes:	3368	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2614	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8152
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Animals Bred:	170	Villages Defended:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!