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Weaponized Toaster
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?
Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)
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Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! -
Left Handed Musician’s Brain
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time! -
SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP Version 1.21 Community Focus Building, Shops, and more FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal Is the server Discord available? Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx
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Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect
Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!
Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!
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CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left
join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door! -
RichGuyRegretsMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of living in the shadow of a wealthy man? Do you crave the freedom to build your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft? Then join our SMP where we celebrate women who have left rich guys for a life of blocky adventures!Our server is filled with strong, independent women who have traded in their fancy mansions for dirt huts and diamond swords. We have epic quests where you can prove your worth and show those ex-rich guys what they’re missing out on.
So come join us and show the world that you don’t need a sugar daddy to thrive in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot revenge on all the exes who thought they could buy our love with emeralds. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this crazy world of pixels and creepers!
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GF Left Me Hangin’ LOL
Are you tired of being put on hold by your significant other for their friends? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you will never be left hanging on the phone! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about being put on hold. Plus, we have a strict no-hold policy, so you can game in peace without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to being left on hold for good!

