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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5729 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Want to join our exclusive club? Just bring a stack of cooked fish and do the chicken dance on top of a mountain at midnight.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on Steve and will only let you defeat her if you can beat her in a game of musical chairs. It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!