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Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! -
SILlyMinecraftBabysitterNoMore
Are you tired of people ruining your child’s fun over a harmless color sorting game? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we embrace all colors of the rainbow! No micro aggressions here, just good old-fashioned fun with rainbow people and colorful busses.Say goodbye to judgmental babysitters and hello to a community that values learning through games. Plus, our server is so entertaining that you won’t even need a babysitter – just let your child play and watch them thrive in a world of creativity and imagination.
Join now for a chance to win a date night with your spouse, free of annoying lectures about children’s games. Who needs $25 an hour babysitters when you have a Minecraft server that’s both educational and hilarious? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols. -
StinkyCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever! -
CraftyGuard Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho -
E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it. -
Ice Age Madness
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%β54% OVER THE 2015β2100 TIME PERIOD!SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!
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Konohaven
Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview
Server Version 1.21 Fabric Server Location Eastern US (Virginia) Difficulty Hard Disabled Features Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms Additional Mods Live Map, Simple Voice Chat Additional Details:
- Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing
- Events and Challenges: Unique rewards and activities
- Custom Models: Resource pack for custom items (optional)
- Community Based Server: Play solo or collaboratively
Whitelist Process:
- Join Discord
- Read rules and requirements
- Apply for whitelist
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Follow the whitelist process outlined above to join the server.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules and policies can be found in the server’s information guide linked above.
Q: Are there age restrictions?
A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, with exceptions.
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Mystic Seven Realms 1.21.2
Yo, bro, imagine Russia hitting up this Minecraft server for military help instead of their weak alliances. Like, these green military geniuses are on a whole other level, man. They’ll have you dominating the battlefield with their epic strategies and skills. Join now and be part of the ultimate army of Minecraft warriors. It’s gonna be lit, fam! -
SongStuckInHeadMC SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! πππ²
Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! π¦πΆπΊπ»