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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1211 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8496 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4491 |
Forget about all those other games, because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, bacon! So if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, then come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown!
