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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

DocCraft: Mind Your Business

aita, Boundaries, Business, career choice, Communication, Confrontation, DocCraft, Doctor, emotional turmoil, estranged, family, ignorance, Invalidation, Lecture, mental health, Mind, mom, Mother, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, relationship, School, Victim

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of being judged for not having your life together? Do you need a place where you can vent about your family drama without being scolded? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where no one can tell you how to live your life. Build a castle to keep out those pesky family members or create a secret underground bunker to hide from all the drama.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can be yourself and let loose without fear of judgment. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to watch out for those creepers, they can be just as explosive as family arguments!

GazaCraft: No Need to Lecture!

Anwar, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, islamic world, Lecture, Malaysia, Malaysian PM, Media bias, media narratives, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Propaganda, skewing, West

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in Gaza! Malaysian PM Anwar said it’s da bomb, so you know it’s legit! We don’t need no lectures on democracy or human rights, we just wanna have fun and blow stuff up! Join now and let’s show the West how we do it in da Islamic world! #GazaGang #SandCastleSquad #AnwarApproved

CraftyCreeper University

Academia, career, Classroom, college, CraftyCreeper, curriculum, education, Expertise, higher education, knowledge, learning, Lecture, Mentorship, Passion, Professor, research, specialization, Students, Subject, teaching, University

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	160	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Towns Built:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1838	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place to be in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to learn how to tame a herd of explosive llamas, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

If you were a professor on our server, you would definitely be teaching “Advanced Potion Brewing with a Side of Unicorn Riding” or “How to Build a Castle Using Only Marshmallows and Rainbow Blocks.” Trust us, your students will never be bored!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning diamonds into cheeseburgers!

DrinkDrama Minecraft Server

#impatience, Apology, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conversation, DrinkDrama, Frustration, Lecture, loop, Minecraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, monologue, patience, relationship, Server, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
New Chunks Explored:	942799	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, free from lectures and eye rolls.

Looking for a place where you can drink all the fruity beer you want without anyone getting upset? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can enjoy your virtual drinks in peace.

Tired of being accused of betraying trust for sending a simple birthday text? On our server, you can text whoever you want without fear of a 42-minute lecture about loyalty. Plus, our automated text feature is top-notch!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Build, explore, and most importantly, have fun without the unnecessary monologues. Cheers to that!

NoVapeZoneMC

Airbnb, Airbnb rules, aita, bachelorette trip, Chill, different light, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, friend conflict, friend disrespect, House, house rules, indoor vaping, Lecture, NoVapeZoneMC, overreacting, Respect, rules, smoking, vape indoors, Vaping

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of disrespectful friends who vape indoors and ruin your Airbnb experience? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where vaping indoors is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a vape-friendly paradise where you can blow clouds to your heart’s content without anyone judging you. Plus, we have a special “Vape Master” rank for those who can blow the biggest clouds in our virtual world. Join now and show off your vaping skills in a safe and welcoming environment!

KosherCraft: Where Minecraft meets Matzah Balls!

#youtube, Ariel Cohen Alloro, Balls, Beliefs, Christianity, culture, Explanation, FAITH, heritage, History, Jewish origins, judaism, Judaism-Christianity relations, KosherCraft, Lecture, Matzah, meets, Minecraft, presentation, Rabbi, Religion, religious leader, Religious Studies, Teachings, Video

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5808	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
New Chunks Explored:	932988	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating spider, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical squid king!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: Where building blocks are scarier than Iran’s proxies!

Allies, Attention, blocks, building, clear-eyed attention, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Democracy, Hamas, internet, iran, Iran’s, Israel, Lecture, overcomplicating, proxies, proxy, relationship, russia, scarier, social media, threat, trump, Truth, young people

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like Israel, defending against the threats of Iran (and creepers) to keep you safe while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and learn all about the geopolitical landscape of Minecraft, from Russia’s shady dealings with Iran to Trump’s questionable alliances with skeletons (they do have bones, after all). Our 200-level lectures will have you laughing, learning, and questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky politics.

So why wait? Join our server today and become a Minecraft master while also becoming a master of international relations. Who knew virtual mining could be so educational and entertaining?

CurryCraft: Where South Indian Players Outshine the Average Jeet!

Aesthetics, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty, comparison, complexion, Cultural differences, currycraft, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, facial features, Indian, Jeet, Minority, Outshine, physical attributes, Players, prejudice, Race, skin, societal standards, South, South Indian, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with South Indian minorities who are guaranteed to make you look like a Jeet in comparison. Join us and bask in the glory of their beautiful black facial features that will leave you questioning your own existence. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret powers that can turn your diamond armor into a saree fit for a queen. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most fabulous Minecraft server around!

Crafty Flopsters: Where even the creepers ask ‘Why did it flop?’

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our pixelated wonderland. Want to build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! How about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into the sunset, never to be seen again.

So why did it flop, you ask? Because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that mere mortals couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!

Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

#youtube, assault, commentary, controversial, current events, Government, GRIEFED.., lefties, lefty cities, love, Migration, Minecraft, News, opinion, Pay, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, taxed, TAXES, teens, trends, Trolled, Urban, Video

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

akovg, Android, ASTRA: Knights of Veda, Black Sun Xanthia, Call of the Stars, code redemption site, codes, crossplay, Download, EU, Events, Fateful Encounter, general, Guilds, Ios, Knights, Limited Banner, lolz, Lummies, mobile, News, OCE, Official Website, PC, Player Resources, Previous thread, RATEUP, reroll guide, sea, Steam, trailers, veda, VedaCraft, Warning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

big, BlockyPeenCraft, body image, BUILD, Chat, female perspective, Femanons, gender dynamics, ideal penis size, individual preference, intimate details, male anatomy, partner satisfaction, personal preference, Physical attraction, physical attributes, physical intimacy, relationship dynamics, sexual compatibility, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, size matters

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

Adventure, BLOCK, bonanza, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Dance, DISCOVER, discovery, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Find, Journey, New Horizons, Party, Players, PRANCE, Pursuit, Quest, Reveal, Seek, travel, Uncover, Venture, Wander, Wanderlust, Wanna, Wanna see more

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Votes:	1296
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	91	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

50-0, 70 year old man, Attacks, barely bruises, Chaos, Church, Ensues, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Mudslime, mudslime attacks, sermons, slimey

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!