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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4848 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!