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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 7860 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!
why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!
so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!