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  • AuntieShame80thBash-GFgone-GrandNoMore

    AuntieShame80thBash-GFgone-GrandNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama – but only in the game, of course!

    Looking for a place to escape from the craziness of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even tame a dragon or two – the possibilities are endless!

    And if you’re worried about family drama following you into the game, fear not! Our server is a drama-free zone, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is which block to place next. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs family drama when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

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  • GF’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

    GF’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with financial drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the arguments about student loans and credit scores. No more screaming matches about money, just peaceful mining and crafting with your virtual friends.

    Forget about awkward dinners with your girlfriend’s parents, come hang out with us and build epic structures together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join us now and say goodbye to financial stress, one block at a time!

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  • ShamblesCraft

    ShamblesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

    Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

    From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

    So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

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  • PremierePanicMC

    PremierePanicMC
    Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

    Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

    Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

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  • ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

    ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

    We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

    Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

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  • FamGoneWild: LivingMyBestLife

    FamGoneWild: LivingMyBestLife
    Are you tired of family drama and need a break from all the guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without anyone telling you what to do!

    On our server, you can create your dream home with your fiancé and live happily ever after without any interference from overbearing family members. Build a castle, start a farm, or even create your own mini city – the possibilities are endless!

    Plus, if your grandma threatens to die without you, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual hugs and support to keep her going. And who knows, maybe she’ll even join the server and start her own Minecraft adventure!

    So ditch the family drama and join our server today. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only person you have to please is yourself. Let’s build a brighter future together!

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  • ParentalPurgeMC

    ParentalPurgeMC
    Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.

    On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.

    So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!

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  • AirportAbandonmentMC Server

    AirportAbandonmentMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting lost is half the fun! Just like the split path at the airport, you never know where you’ll end up next in our world. Join us for epic adventures where you might accidentally leave your friend behind, only to have them go through a series of crazy challenges to catch up to you.

    Explore different paths, take the wrong turns, and experience the thrill of trying to find your way back to your friends. Who needs to stick together all the time anyway? It’s every player for themselves in this wild and unpredictable server.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate our twisted world. Just remember, if you lose your friends, it’s all part of the fun!

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  • CousinClashCraft

    CousinClashCraft
    Are you tired of boring old jobs with crappy pay? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can make $2000-2500 per night of call – and that’s just for playing Minecraft!

    Our server is so lucrative, even surgeons are considering quitting their jobs to join us. Just ask our 35-year-old surgeon player who was offered a measly $500 per night of call on another job offer. He was so outraged by the low pay that he got into a heated argument with his cousin over it. But don’t worry, we won’t lowball you like that – join our server and make bank while having a blast!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave those boring jobs behind. Who needs surgery when you can mine for diamonds and get paid like a boss? Join now and start living the high life in the world of Minecraft!

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  • BlockRageCraft

    BlockRageCraft
    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a creeper sneak up behind you and blow up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green boogers are banned from ruining your day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless feathered fiends ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos wherever they go. Join our server and you might just witness their next epic heist.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon move like this before.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wild and wacky side of the game, come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

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